Java fucking sucks

And Java programmers are even worse.

Have you ever used a Java application that doesn't spam stderr (or more likely, stdout) with exceptions when you try (and fail) doing the simplest of tasks?

Luckily I don't know Java very well, and I must be far from mastering that sucky way of programming.

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Nah, working with Scalable Enterprise Solutions nets me more than most if not all real programmers earn.  Also, I can just sit on my ass and surf 4chan (and masturbate during lunchhours, just have to time it so the cleaning lady won't come by) all day without having to work one bit.