particle accelerators

how do i shot electrons?

oops, meant to post this in /tech/

well, if you throw a bunch of protons at them, the basic laws physics mandate that the electrons will be repelled.  throw protons at high velocity and they'll prolly go pretty far

short story: get protons, throw them @ electrons @ high speed

1. Throw protons
2. Electrons are repelled
3. ???
4. PROFIT

3. Create new laws of physics.

Protons and electrons attract. GJ, >>3.

Whoops.  Then you got to throw ELECTRONS at ELETCTRONS then.  My fault.  That's easy because electrons are more easily exchanged between molecules than protons or neutrons.

>>6
catch 22

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_particle
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_decay

Although there is probably a simpler solution, like a cathode-anode pair and EM waves aimed at it but I don't know any of the details.

>>8 EM waves aimed at the cathode. fix't

>>6
So how do you throw the starting electrons in the first place? You're fucking retarded.

>>10
You bitchslap them with positrons

>>8-9
will either of those methods get the electrons moving fast enough for a free electron laser?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_electron_laser

>>12
I dunno lol.
I am guessing here but...

delta(wavelength) = hc/m * (1 - cos theta)

E = hc/delta(wavelength) = 0.5 * m * v^2

wavelength is the wavelngth of the photon. m is elctron mass. E is energy transferred and v is speed change. lolol in my opinion this is complete bullshit though.

You guys are stupid

>>14
No, you're stupid. You can't even spell my fucking name.

>>15
I'm in a fucking motorcart, what were you expecting?

Did I hear Python?

>>17
lol pythonic

this thread wins on the basis of pure silliness

ur gay

electrons

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>>15

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