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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 11:41

I've been asked to re-do my school's webiste, an although I'm doing most of it with Frontpage, I would like to include a fourm. Can anyone tell me what I would need to learn to properly set up and administrate a fourm using the likes of www.simplemachines.org ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 11:50

lol frontpage

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 12:39 (sage)

>>2
signed

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 12:59

If you have no idea what you're doing, why the fuck did they ask you? And why did you agree?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 13:06 (sage)

>>4
gold monies GET

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 13:07

what is a webiste?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 14:13

>>6

a miserable pile of extensible scalable web 2.0-ready enterprise solutions with AJAX support

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 14:14

>>7
With a fourm!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 23:26 (sage)

sage for frontpage

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 20:30 (sage)

Sage for:
- including a forum on your school's website:
- - no one will use it
- - it will likely include a gazillion security holes
- being an idiot (HOW DO I SETUPPED FORUM?)
- using Frontpage

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 4:08

>>2
>>7
>>9
>>10
I support

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 13:36 (sage)

>>11
forgot to sage =/

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 14:18 (sage)

i want to make an operating system because MICRO$OFT (note the dollar symbol - i am so 1337 that i diss windows) and *NIX suck.

i'm kinda new to HTML. any ideas where to start?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 20:21 (sage)

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 17:36

Keep delivering gentlemen

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 17:47

>>13
I think you'll need really advanced stuff like blink tags. Thousands of blink tags.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 18:11

Something I've never really tried is nested blink tags. What happens? Time to find out!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 5:23

>>17
If the implementation is correct, a child blink tag should blink at twice the rate of its parent blink tag.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 7:03

>>18
Reference?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 17:58

>>19
I just made that up, lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 2:46

what if a third blink tag would appear and it would be to fat for the motherboard wouldn't that negate 1.2 jiggawatts of electricity to the ram chip and send all the blink tags to the hard drive cause a malfunction in the flux capacitor in which case it is already jam for some machiens only have it half fix due to company error but also will be efficient if running at 5.3 ghz of speed in which case all the blink tags will only accumulate across the screen causing more fluxes in the machine for what is made for it will onl be exagerated by 2.

What I'm trying to say is, maybe it works?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 3:03

i would like to see you make the forum look like world4ch lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 8:13

>>22
If so, make it look like the old, good Shiichan theme, not this crap with ugly, small post numbers, no sage box, strange controls and stupid Reply button above post text instead of below where it goes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 10:12

Dreamweaver is awesome, you should try that instead of Frontpage

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 11:07

my anus was hacked

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 12:53

ur gay

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 10:57

beware the army of 12 year old autistics

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:21

Name: Sgt.Kabu諚饋kiman䜊䔞 2012-05-28 19:41

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 7:11



Just in case anyone hasn't already heard: TH14 has been announced, surprising absolutely no one. As this is ostensibly a Touhou themed board, I thought it might be appropriate that there be at least one thread about this.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 7:12

>>30
As this is ostensibly a Touhou themed board
Heh.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 7:56


Number of foreigners claiming UK benefits leaps 41% in 5 years: More than 400,000 now handed payouts that cost taxpayers billions each year

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 8:41


 What sort of personality traits do you like best for a loli?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 9:27


ポーター兼ガイドらしき若者が二人付き添ってたようだね
さすがにガイド二人入れば大丈夫でしょ
大キレットでも行けるよ

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