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Python is the Perl of today

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 12:29

God, Python probably sucks *more* than Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 12:51 (sage)

Saging a shitty troll.

Name: sage 2006-08-09 13:26 (sage)

sage

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 14:00 (sage)

vi is better than emacs

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 14:52 (sage)

>>4
fukken signed

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 14:56

python > perl
vi > emacs

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 17:41

Ruby.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 20:04

>>2
I'm not trolling.  Python really is the Perl of today.  Just look at it, what do people use Python for?  Anything serious?  Of course not, the only things that are written in Python are libraries (CPAN is a faggot, I want to strangle it like the homosexual jew nigger it is) and small hacks.  Of course, with Pythonic syntax, you can't write the entire program on one line, which is considered good practice in Perl circles.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 20:16 (sage)

Just look at it, what do people use Python for?
The business I work for rotates around software that is written in Python, even though we're not a software house. We're not big, only twenty people, but we're growing like crazy and raking in money like it's nothing. Given that the business depends on this software, I'd say Python is being used for something serious.

CPAN is a faggot, I want to strangle it like the homosexual jew nigger it is
CPAN is awesome; it's the crown jewel of Perl's crown. Why do you hate it? Because people dare to put in gizmos like Acme, not just Serious Stuff(TM)? Or do you just like reinventing the wheel?

Having said all that, I'm not partial to Python either, but saying that Python sucks is too strong. If you think it sucks, you need to learn more languages.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 22:06

>>9
CPAN IS A FILTHY RAPIST

HE RAPED ME IN THE ASS WHEN I WAS 9 I WILL NEVER FORGET IT

REMEMER THAT WHEN YOU SUPPORT CPAN -- YOU SUPPORT SICK PEDOPHILES

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-09 22:50

CPAN RAPED MY ASS WITH FUNCTIONALITY

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 0:26

Python is just Perl with shitty (though opinion varies) syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 1:58

OGHKNOWES!! PYTHON FORCES PROGRAMMERS TO WRITE LEGIBLE LOOKING CODE!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 2:22 (sage)

>>13

PROTIP: 'sage' must be all lowercase. Also, seconded.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 2:45

i like python

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 3:18

#!/usr/bin/python

print "                  <<<<>>>>>>           .----------------------------.      "
print "               _>><<<<>>>>>>>>>       /               _____________)       "
print "      \|/      \<<<<<  < >>>>>>>>>   /            _______________)         "
print "-------*--===<=<<           <<<<<<<>/         _______________)             "
print "      /|\     << @    _/      <<<<</       _____________)                  "
print "             <  \    /  \      >>>/      ________)  ____                   "
print "                 |  |   |       </      ______)____((- \\\\                "
print "                 o_|   /        /      ______)         \  \\\\    \\\\\\\  "
print "                      |  ._    (      ______)           \  \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
print "                      | /       `----------'    /       /     \\\\\\\\\    "
print "              .______/\/     /                 /       /          \\\      "
print "             / __.____/    _/         ________(       /\                   "
print "            / / / ________/`---------'         \     /  \_                 "
print "           / /  \ \                             \   \ \_  \                "
print "          ( <    \ \                             >  /    \ \               "
print "           \/      \\_                          / /       > )              "
print "                    \_|                        / /       / /               "
print "                                             _//       _//                 "
print "                                            /_|       /_|                  "

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 3:34

>>16

Bet you couldn't do THAT with Perl!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 5:44

#!/usr/bin/env python

print """
                  <<<<>>>>>>           .----------------------------.     
               _>><<<<>>>>>>>>>       /               _____________)      
      \|/      \<<<<<  < >>>>>>>>>   /            _______________)        
-------*--===<=<<           <<<<<<<>/         _______________)            
      /|\     << @    _/      <<<<</       _____________)                 
             <  \    /  \      >>>/      ________)  ____                  
                 |  |   |       </      ______)____((- \\\\               
                 o_|   /        /      ______)         \  \\\\    \\\\\\\ 
                      |  ._    (      ______)           \  \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
                      | /       `----------'    /       /     \\\\\\\\\   
              .______/\/     /                 /       /          \\\     
             / __.____/    _/         ________(       /\                  
            / / / ________/`---------'         \     /  \_                
           / /  \ \                             \   \ \_  \               
          ( <    \ \                             >  /    \ \              
           \/      \\_                          / /       > )             
                    \_|                        / /       / /              
                                             _//       _//                
                                            /_|       /_|                 
"""

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-10 5:44

#!/usr/bin/env perl

print <<END
                  <<<<>>>>>>           .----------------------------.     
               _>><<<<>>>>>>>>>       /               _____________)      
      \|/      \<<<<<  < >>>>>>>>>   /            _______________)        
-------*--===<=<<           <<<<<<<>/         _______________)            
      /|\     << @    _/      <<<<</       _____________)                 
             <  \    /  \      >>>/      ________)  ____                  
                 |  |   |       </      ______)____((- \\\\               
                 o_|   /        /      ______)         \  \\\\    \\\\\\\ 
                      |  ._    (      ______)           \  \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
                      | /       `----------'    /       /     \\\\\\\\\   
              .______/\/     /                 /       /          \\\     
             / __.____/    _/         ________(       /\                  
            / / / ________/`---------'         \     /  \_                
           / /  \ \                             \   \ \_  \               
          ( <    \ \                             >  /    \ \              
           \/      \\_                          / /       > )             
                    \_|                        / /       / /              
                                             _//       _//                
                                            /_|       /_|                 
END

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 4:57

#!/usr/bin/env python

import asciiart
unicorn = asciiart(unicorn)
unicorn.print
unicorn.close

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 6:19

>>unicorn = asciiart(unicorn)

failO_o

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 4:01

>>8

Both Google and NASA have reported to use Python heavily in their works.

You = Pwn'd.

Name: Guido van Rossum 2006-08-12 7:01

This thread is unpythonic.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 12:17

>>22
Aye, Google is the only serious organization in the whole world that uses Python :)

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 14:15

>>24

and google is currently starting to decline

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 14:34

>>25
Google is only declining in the minds of trendy googlebashers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 14:37

>>25
How so? :P

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 15:13

Real men use Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 17:01

>>28
I started learning Scheme yesterday, is there some shortcut for defining long lists?

I don't want (cons faggot (cons faggot empty), I want something like I've seen in some other lisps like '(faggot faggot) in order to create a simple list :/

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 17:27

>>29
Wikipedia says (list cock nigger ...)

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 18:52

>>30
> (list 'faggot 'nigger 'jew)
(cons 'faggot (cons 'nigger (cons 'jew empty)))

Thanks, faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 12:01

>>31
Way to do it fucking wrong you jackass, >>30 never said anything about using '.  You should've done (list faggot nigger jew).

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 16:49

>>32
Well, it happens to be the case that I can think for myself when I am not lazy, asshole!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 17:19

>>33
So I'm an asshole for pointing out that you called >>30 a faggot because of your own stupidity?  That makes you a douchebag.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 19:27

>>18-19

'"""' > '<<<EOF'

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 20:29

>>34
Faggot is a compliment on 4chan, good Sir or Madam.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 21:12

>>34
>>35
same person
>>29
>>30
same person
>>26
>>27
same person
>>16-20
same person

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 0:24

>>37
FAIL, i'm >>34, not >>35

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 3:56

>>34
>>38
Same person

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 4:05

FORTY FUCKING GET BITCHES
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 7:08

Do not want!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 8:30 (sage)

>>40

42 > 40

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 20:14 (sage)

40 >>>>>> 42 and 43

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 21:26 (sage)

penis

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 17:34

PYTHONIC MOTHERFUCKER

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 20:21 (sage)

lol discussion

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 13:07

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 12:54

ur gay

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 10:57

beware the army of 12 year old autistics

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 13:04

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