- this is a faith-based language, so the keywords, while they indicate wish and/or intent, may not actually do anything
- do your worst
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Anonymous2006-08-04 14:47
The language works on a virtual machine which operates on a 64 KB (enough for everyone) list (functional programming) of 7-bit ASCII characters (Amerikkka's character set is all the world ever needs) with a head pointing at one character which may read or write one character at a time and get moved; and a registry of one character for convenience (high-level feature) which can sometimes be disabled. The language has the following syntax:
Semantics:
■ brainwash — download the value from the current character to the registry; you (the registry) get brainwashed.
■ donate — upload the value from the registry to the current character and set registry to character 0. You are free to get brainwashed again to restore your registry's value, but it's recommended to keep the resulting 0 (humility).
■ believe — believers will ascend upon the heavens; increase your registry. There is no possibility to disbelieve; if you want to lower your registry character, believe until you pass nirvana (character 127) and go back to 0.
■ think, wish, pray, beg, sin — advance the head a number of positions with varying probability: think = 0.05, wish = 0.1, pray = 0.5, beg = 0.75, sin = 1. If the probability if met, the head will advance, otherwise it will not move. To go back, advance past 64 KB (armageddon). To be certain of the head's position, you must sin, but this will disable your registry (and therefore your brainwash and donate operations) as you get enlisted for hell for sinning.
■ repent — Reenable your registry after sinning. The safe way to move the head is to sin and repent, a common practice.