what's the enterprise?
i heard sum1 talk about the enterprise, what is it?
it's not the star trek enterpise, right?
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Anonymous2006-08-02 9:03
Enterprise is an organization made by retarded businessmen who circle-jerk to buzzwords they read in magazines and hear from each other, then hire smart people to do the job and tell them how they should do it because they read something it's a best practice, it's scalable, optimizes profits, increases productivity, and enhances your business.
All businessmen care for is maximizing profits, but paradoxically, they are the number one reason why these go down; not only because they are paid more than the people doing the real work, but because their work consists of the boring support shit which they usually fail, and telling the people who know how to do their work.
Enterprises are a matter of balance. Successful enterprises are those where people who know outnumber businessmen, and they are given more choices (by lack of knowledge and understanding in the businessmen's part of course). Unsuccessful enterprises are those where businessmen outnumber useful people and govern all they do.
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Anonymous2006-08-02 11:23
XML .NET J2EE EJB Web2.0 SOAP scalable synergy paradigm solution.
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Anonymous2006-08-02 20:24
Ruby on Rails folk always CRY CRY CRY about enterprise but they never experience code bases larger than 30KLOC. Go figure.
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Anonymous2006-08-03 8:45
Ruby on Rails folk always CRY CRY CRY about enterprise but they never experience code bases larger than 30KLOC. Go figure.
Equivalent to the functionality of 4 million lines of Java with none of the maintenence
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Anonymous2006-08-03 10:06
Nice claim too bad you're lying and too stupid to back any of it up. When you use a tool that does 90% of what is required well and none of the real hard 10% you actually need you're going to have problems.
Again you're showing your complete inexperience with ROR for anything serious. Oh wait.. because no one does anything serious with ROR because it is a toy. ROR is great for a 30 user per day IRC quote database.
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Anonymous2006-08-03 11:33
>>5
Truth, >>4 is just used to getting fucked in the ass and needing to measure software in lines
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Anonymous2006-08-04 18:03
When you use a tool that does 90% of what is required well and none of the real hard 10% you actually need you're going to have problems.
pity java does 0% and 0%
Again you're showing your complete inexperience with everything except complete utter failure.
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Anonymous2009-01-14 13:48
JAVA fails
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Anonymous2009-03-06 8:32
enterprises are those where people who know what it is overfull No more using Python to post a message must be added changed or deleted without much explanations and it would have been funny.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy