php is a hard charger

why can't i do

$host = parse_url($url)['host'];

>>1

because you touch yourself at night

>>2

do you know any program authorization code for hacking into Dell Power DVD

>>4
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$host = (parse_url($url))['host'];

($host) = ''.(((((((((((parse_url((((((''.$url.'')))))))))))))))))['host'.''.''.''].'';

WELCOME TO PHP!

>>7
All these quote hacks are absolutely useless; if you need to do shit like ."" you obviously fail at PHP, and if you fail at PHP you will fail at anything else.

>>1
>>6
Unfortunately, PHP's [] operator can only be applied to lvalues. In other words, if you have a function which returns an array, you must save it in a variable before you can access it. This limitation is kind of ridiculous for this day and age, but...

>>9
That's retarded. Particularly so given that PHP is supposed to be in its sixth major iteration already.

>>10
PHP is a hacked together piece of shit. What do you expect?

>>11
Your conception consisted of your father threatening to hack apart your mother whilst calling her a piece of shit. What do you expect?

HACK MY ANUS

Why is everything indented? is /prog/ broken?

>>14
Shi_tchan is broken. /prog/ is fine.

>>15
/prog/ is fine.
I don't think you'll get many people to agree with you on that, right now.

>>10
You are a gigantic fuck.

>>1

Hai guys, I think the latest version of PHP fixed that.

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