/prog/ - LET'S WRITED A PROGRAM

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 0:59

1. The language is GW-BASIC
2. Use line numbers and any other valid GW-BASIC statements
3. Interpreter resides in a Windows XP/Cygwin environment. The path is set so that all standard unix/cmd.exe/command.com commands are available via SHELL.
4. Doing the following results in the substitution of your statement with PRINT">>[post-number] IS ULTRA-GAY"
- a. Referencing an undefined line number
- b. Violating GW-BASIC syntax
- c. Endless loops
- d. Dumb shit like SHELL "FORMAT C:", SHELL "DELTREE C:\*.* /Y", SHELL "FDISK", etc.
- e. Statements that cause an error by virtue of constant values, like LOCATE 999,999
5. If a serious program arises out of this I'll collect it and post it somewhere.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 1:17

10 GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 3:29

20 RANDOMIZE TIMER

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 4:21

1 A$="format c: /q/u":shell A$:
2 rem remember that you can substitute any line number previously entered
10 rem by entering it again.
11 rem forinstance: goto 10
10 Print "disregard that, I suck cocks"

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 5:02

6 SHELL "FORMAT C:"

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 5:36

30 REM >>3 was the only one serious about this

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 6:22

3 REM 7 GET
4 REM CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL -- OR BASIC

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 6:23 (sage)

42 SHELL "Q3A"

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 9:04

100 REM God dammit people, this is a good thread, let's play along and stop posting shit. I'll start from 100.
110 FOR i% = 1 TO 10000

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 9:20

1 OUT &H64, &HFE

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 13:34

6 PRINT">>5 IS ULTRA-GAY":'Violation of d (HOW DO I NOT READED RULES)
42 PRINT">>8 IS ULTRA-GAY":'Violation of d (WTF IS Q3A????)

Name: sage 2006-06-12 14:02 (sage)

666 PRINT ">>11 SAGE":"Violation of d(Q3A is quake3arena U dumbSAGE)

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 17:01

120 COLOR i%

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 17:46

125 line input, A$

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 18:09

124 print "Type something, press ENTER when done."

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 18:10

665 FOR L1=1 TO 32767
666 PRINT ">>12 IS ULTRA-GAY":'Violation of b (Comment indicator in GW-BASIC is apostrophe, not quote mark DUMBFUCK)
667 NEXT

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 18:22

123 PRINT "THE LAST TIME I WAS EVEN REMINDED OF GW-BASIC'S EXISTENCE WAS WHEN I PURCHASED A BRAND NEW GAME CALLED MATH BLASTER"
124 GOTO 665

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 18:25 (sage)

17 REM ENTERPRISE LEVEL PROGRAM
18 REM MERS USE ALL CAPS AND TH
19 REM E REMARK SYNTAX FOR COMM
20 REM ENTS WE ALSO MAKE SURE O
21 REM UR COMMENTS FIT ON A C64
22 BASIC DISPLAY

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 20:06

I wrote boot disks for my friends, they would reboot a radio shack computer, it would install the timebomb program and then a week later the computer would deltree itself on bootup.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 20:19

22 REM BASIC DISPLAY

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 22:13

668 print i%

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 5:40

669 RETURN

130 GOSUB 665

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 5:52

7 DEF SEG=&HB800:SCREEN 7

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 15:22

8 FOR i% = 1 TO 32000 'SCREEN 7 = EGA 320x200x16
9 POKE i%, &HF0
10 NEXT

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 15:35

15 LOCATE 20,1:PRINT "HOW DO I DRAWED BINARY"

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 17:43

18 REM >>24 oops I failed, it's 0 to 31999, stupid idiot
19 REM This should produce a colorful moire effect, I hope, because I won't bother trying it
20 FOR y% = 0 TO 199
30 row% = y% * 160
40 x% = 0
50 WHILE x% < 320 'GW-Basic 3.22 alright?
60 c1% = x% * y% MOD 16
70 x% = x% + 1
80 c2% = x% * y% MOD 16
90 x0% = x%
100 x% = x% + 1
110 POKE row% + x0%, c2% * 16 + c1%
120 WEND
130 NEXT y%
131 REM OMG I can't believe I wasted 3 minutes of my life writing this

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 17:45

10 rem Basic sux!!!
20 goto 10

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 21:56

20 PRINT ">>27 IS ULTRA-GAY":'Violation of c
1 ON ERROR GOTO 60000
60000 PRINT "AN ERROR ";ERR;" HAS OCCURRED AT LINE ";ERL;"."
60001 PRINT "ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO DEBUG IT?"
60010 PRINT "PRESS Y OR N"
60011 T1$="":WHILE T1$="":T1$=INKEY$:WEND
60012 IF T1$="Y" THEN PRINT "OK, GO AHEAD.":STOP
60020 IF T1$<>"N" THEN PRINT "WRONG KEY DUMB BIX NOOD.":GOTO 60011
60021 PRINT "OK, WE WILL JUST RETRY THE LAST ACTION."
60022 PRINT "THIS IS OUR ADVANCED ENTERPRISE-LEVEL FAILOVER TACTIC."
60030 RESUME

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 21:57

59999 PRINT "PROGRAM PROBABLY TERMINATED NORMALLY.":SYSTEM

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 3:38

60040 'Actually, I wish many exception-handling modern languages included something such as RESUME NEXT. And we have to admit BASIC was one of the first languages ever to implement exception handling. Not too bad in this sense. Bad in everything else.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 22:52

40 GOTO 20

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 17:18

10 GOTO -10
20 Install g++ to write fast and efficient code instead

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 17:31

int main(void)
{

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 17:34

foo(0); // what happen here ?
return 0;
}

void foo(int *p) {
printf("a");
}

void foo(int p) {
printf("b");
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 0:26

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 6:43

Hi, I can spam /prog/ too, you faggot.

Also, smoke weed everyday.

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Name: Sgt.Kabu犔»kiman≗㉨ 2012-05-28 19:20

Bringing /prog/ back to its people
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

LET'S WRITED A PROGRAM

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42 Name: Sgt.Kabu犔»kiman≗㉨ 2012-05-28 19:20