Anti-social Programmers Need New Job

OK, so I have been a programming since I graduated 14 years ago, and I am still a programmer, and I am sick of my job.

I really want to do something else with my life, but then I lack social skills, conversational skills, management skills, modelling skills... you name it.  I am a fatass programmer who is still shamefully single.

So, how the heck can I move away from the only career I know, though I am sick of it???

Any born again programmer here who can advice?

>>37
yes ,he hid under my bed.

Buy a farm, some cows and a woman. Live the good life!

>>42
Don't do this, it's a horrible idea.
If you desire to be a farmer, then instead buy a copy of harvest moon and play that in your free time.
Farmers are very angry people, and farming communities they don't like outsiders. You may be chased away with pitchforks.

Join a sports club. You'll lose weight and gain valuable socialising experience.

>>43
is that a neil young album?

>>37
What, he got lost again?

Hi, I can spam /prog/ too, you faggot.

Also, smoke weed everyday.

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