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ITT you are ignorant of functional programmin

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 11:02

HURRRR I HAVE NO EVIDENCE

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 13:02

JavaScript is not a functional language LOL!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 16:48

?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 17:23

>>3
I was joking, just so you know. I though the title of >>1 would clue you to it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 1:49

FORTRAN is functional.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 4:08

So is assembly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 7:09

My email is functional......oh shit it's down now

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 15:25

What we need is an a new OS, written entirely in java

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 15:35

What's wrong with the old one?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JavaOS

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 17:02

>>9
It's not Enterprise 2.0

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 2:33

>>10
the new thing is Enterprise 2.2.21

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 2:59

FREEBASIC OR GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 3:52

>>11
It comes with Enterprise World Objects and shit

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 12:11

I don't see what the big deal is with this "functional programming". It's not like you are ever trying to make things that don't function.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 7:29

It's not like you are ever trying to make things that don't function.
Explain java pls!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 21:04

Functional programming is cool; it's about this: when a function looks fun, you recurse it because you want more of it. When a function looks boring, you do stuff like adding curry to it so it'll be better.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 1:32

>>14
You obviously fit the requirements of this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 10:01

I use erlang.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 19:05

int main(void) {
    int n;        /* The number of fibonacci numbers we will print */
    int i;        /* The index of fibonacci number to be printed next */ 
    int current;  /* The value of the (i)th fibonacci number */
    int next;     /* The value of the (i+1)th fibonacci number */
    int twoaway;  /* The value of the (i+2)th fibonacci number */
 
    printf("How many Fibonacci numbers do you want to compute? ");
    scanf("%d", &n);
    if (n<=0)
       printf("The number should be positive.\n");
    else {
      printf("\n\n\tI \t Fibonacci(I) \n\t=====================\n");
      next = current = 1;
      for (i=1; i<=n; i++) {
 printf("\t%d \t   %d\n", i, current);
 twoaway = current+next;
 current = next;
 next    = twoaway;
      }
    }
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 21:54

>>19
This is why we don't use imperative languages.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 22:41

>>20
this is why we don't post /prog/ to reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 5:12

>>19
printf("The number should be positive.\n");
errors go to [spoiler][code]stderr[code][/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 5:13

>>19
printf("The number should be positive.\n");
errors go to stderr

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 5:26

>>23
Why?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 5:30

>>24
because the almighty UNIX-BEARD demands it!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 6:37

Hi, I can spam /prog/ too, you faggot.

Also, smoke weed everyday.

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