Enterprise 2.0

Major Paradigm Shift, yo!

My applications are not ready. How will I adapt, will I survive ?
Are there people who I can contact for migration support

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>>2
This happens because your applications were not scalable. Lack of XML means you cannot use Enterprise 2.0 . You should contact officially certified consultants.

>>1
Is it a best-practise?

How do you manage unprecedented growth? Deploy a highly scalable and available infrastructure. How do you handle competitive pressures? Roll out new features every two weeks using a Java EE development environment. How do you sustain profitability? Reduce total cost of ownership, year over year. With Sun providing the Smarter Enterprise infrastructure, eBay can focus on running The World's Online Marketplace®, the most popular shopping destination on the Internet.

eBay is Java™ Powered running on powerful Sun Fire UltraSPARC® and AMD Opteron™ servers supported by Sun services and solutions. eBay has chosen Sun's Solaris Operating System, the most advanced operating system on the planet, and its Sun Fire servers to help power The World's Online Marketplace.

Is it Y3K ready?

>>4
Yes indeed, as several certified business professionals have testified.

>>7
Still, it lacks XML tho..

"By using Enterprise 2.0, it was easier to introduce changes in our software development methodology with minimal disruption across our distributed team and we were able to be more productive." Kessels' team was able to control the development-release cycle reducing the cycle time to 6 weeks and integrate teams supporting all stages of the development.

Mr. Han Kessels,
Senior Technical Architect,
NTT Communications

Enterprise 2.0 is a secure, centralized, enterprise-grade solution for optimizing distributed development. Whether teams are distributed across the street, the country or around the world, Enterprise 2.0 provides an easy-to-use, web-accessible solution that:

    * Integrates disparate tools and processes
    * Expands visibility and control
    * Centralizes and manages development assets
    * Empowers collaboration

Enterprise 2.0 costs money. Lots of money. Money you can expect never to see again. So throw all of it our way, because we are the Enterprise 2.0!

Jonathan Schwartz,
CEO,
Sun Microsystems

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