/prog/ - ITT You meta program

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 19:26

I META PROGRAMMED SO MUCH THE COMPILER TOOK 3 DAYS TO COMPILE MY PROGRAM BUT I GOT THE ANSWER:

false

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-15 7:42

Fail for 2Hz CPU

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 20:05 ID:9M9bwvhp

I META PROGRAMMED SO MUCH THE COMPILER TOOK MORE THAN A YEAR TO COMPILE MY PROGRAM BUT I GOT THE ANSWER:

false

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 20:22 ID:6CWR/8vV

I META PROGRAMMED SO MUCH THE COMPILER TOOK MORE THAN 1.5 DECADES TO COMPILE MY PROGRAM BUT I GOT THE ANSWER:

Segmentation fault

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 21:01 ID:Heaven

>>2
2Hz is way more than enough to run VIM.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 21:49 ID:FJYH7+oP

>>4
clearly not an expert programmer

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 23:39 ID:6CWR/8vV

NO I META PROGRAMMED A printf("Segmentation fault")

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 23:56 ID:9egXdsxS

print false
I WIN

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 0:04 ID:HwiBYQyT

I META PROGRAMMED SO MUCH THE COMPILER TOOK MORE THAN 1 CENTURY TO COMPILE MY PROGRAM BUT I GOT THE ANSWER:

template arugment not initialised

template metaprogramming sucks

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 0:50 ID:4ef4RBWp

>>8
its not the result but the jouney....

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 12:17 ID:E3/NAVeQ

YOU ALL SUCK GIANT METABALLS

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 12:41 ID:rIyiTRsO

I META PROGRAMMED SO MUCH THE COMPILER TOOK THE ENTIRE EARTH TO COMPILE MY PROGRAM BUT I GOT THE ANSWER:

42

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 13:26 ID:4ef4RBWp

>>12
your asking the wrong question mate

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 13:31 ID:vd6PV2OR

I META PROGRAMMED SO MUCH THE COMPILER TOOK OFF EVERY ZIG TO COMPILE MY PROGRAM BUT I GOT THE ANSWER:

NullPointerException

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 13:37 ID:ldAPptNh

>>1
What was the question?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 13:39 ID:e8Cmi82+

I META PROGRAMMED SO MUCH THE COMPILER TOOK OFF EVERY ZIG TO COMPILE MY PROGRAM BUT I GOT THE ANSWER:

Jews did KFC

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 14:25 ID:v4XYYdJq

I META PROGRAMMED SO MUCH THE COMPILER TRANSFORMED ITSELF INTO A SELF-CONSCIOUS INTELLIGENT ENTITY WHICH PROCEEDED TO TAKE OVER EVERY COMPUTER IN THE ENTIRE INTERNET, AND I GOT THE ANSWER:

UNIX

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 15:08 ID:Heaven

gb2/b/

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 17:51 ID:rIyiTRsO

>>13

You're using "your" wrong, mate.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 18:38 ID:SPdlslE+

I metaprogrammed so much I lost my job to my program.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 21:56 ID:4gyK771w

Dats sumo boolshit

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 7:35 ID:OOQ7W4E1

I ONCE META PROGRAMMED SO HARD IT KILLED A MAN

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 7:39 ID:luHJ5iVG

I META PROGRAMMED SO MUCH I ACCIDENTALLY RELEASED AN BETA VERSION OF PAUL GRAHAM'S ARC

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:54

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ITT You meta program

1 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 19:26

2 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-15 7:42

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 20:05 ID:9M9bwvhp

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 20:22 ID:6CWR/8vV

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 21:01 ID:Heaven

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 21:49 ID:FJYH7+oP

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 23:39 ID:6CWR/8vV

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 23:56 ID:9egXdsxS

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 0:04 ID:HwiBYQyT

10 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 0:50 ID:4ef4RBWp

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 12:17 ID:E3/NAVeQ

12 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 12:41 ID:rIyiTRsO

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 13:26 ID:4ef4RBWp

14 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 13:31 ID:vd6PV2OR

15 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 13:37 ID:ldAPptNh

16 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 13:39 ID:e8Cmi82+

17 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 14:25 ID:v4XYYdJq

18 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 15:08 ID:Heaven

19 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 17:51 ID:rIyiTRsO

20 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 18:38 ID:SPdlslE+

21 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 21:56 ID:4gyK771w

22 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 7:35 ID:OOQ7W4E1

23 Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 7:39 ID:luHJ5iVG

25 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:54