why does java suck?

I've noticed in the short time I've been reading this board that there's a lot of java bashing, so I was wondering why people actually think it is so bad. I'm no java fan, but I've used it for some stuff before and it didn't seem terrible to me. An argument used to be that it runs slow as a guro-fied loli, but they've improved a lot in that aspect.

Please give good reasons, rather than stuff like "it's for certified professional consultants" or whatever you guys say.

>>61
The KISS principle? GTFO you faggot.
No, you're the faggot! [Insert Antonio Banderas pic]

Also, what languages besides C++ (and now Java) has support for generic programming?
Are you stupid? Or haven't you got your head out of your ass long enough to notice all the good languages far more advanced than those two out there? You must think Java is so great because it now has Generic Programming™, OMG, so advanced! Sorry, but duck-typing languages don't even need that kind of thing, and no, Java invented nothing.


>>64
Java? Used in satellites? Everyone, take cover! They may fall anytime as the garbage collector operates, and to think what kind of certified asshats wrote their code makes me shudder.


>>65
Yes, because Java is used for enterprise commercial games, and enterprise software is too hardcore to care for productivity, right?