why does java suck?

I've noticed in the short time I've been reading this board that there's a lot of java bashing, so I was wondering why people actually think it is so bad. I'm no java fan, but I've used it for some stuff before and it didn't seem terrible to me. An argument used to be that it runs slow as a guro-fied loli, but they've improved a lot in that aspect.

Please give good reasons, rather than stuff like "it's for certified professional consultants" or whatever you guys say.

>>59
I'm not certified of anything at all, but Java is still used as an embedded language in hardware stuff like satellites. As for Ruby on Rails, it will never used seriously without some good doc. Ruby is an awesome language, Rails just sucks.