Undocumented code

Undocumented code is so awesome! Especially when it also contains magic numbers instead of named constants.

Especially when functions are called DoIt() or fuck().

One of my favourite function names from the project I'm maintaining:
StripAllTheLabelsFromTheFeatures2()

I document my code in two ways. Either when I just want to understand it in a year. Then I write some comments and only if I used something uncommon. But when I know I will give it to someone else, I try to comment it properly. I'm fucking lazy and I know it.

function PrintHelloWorldAndAddTwoVariablesTogether() {
    print("Hello World And Add Two Variables Together");
}

>>5
I can't explain why but that makes me shit myself laughing.

>>6

Me too, my mother just called down into the basement to ask what I was chuckling so loudly at!

>>7

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>7
Actually, that happened to me right now.

>>1
Undocumented code is hard understand in context

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DOCUMENT MY ANUS

>>7
>>6
>>9
You guys still live in your moms basements?
Im a chief of technical consultation company, i make 40K a year, work out and only laugh because i just snorted cocaine worth 10K
trough my anus.

I wish I could find a job that requires deep-source diving into undocumented territory.  I used to do a lot of that with my college's servers and some custom programs they accumulated over the years os I'd like to think I've gotten fairly good at it.

>>14
Porter for old code, you could specialize in rewriting COBOL or Perl to Java.

>>15
Java
NO THANK YOU

>>11
Valid perl code.