Neat little program in Visual J#/Basic

Hello, friends. I'm in a quandrary.

I've downloaded both Visual Basic, and Visual J#, and am thinking of making the following stuff:

An auto-picture-harvester for 4chan
An auto-browser for another site I read, to simply mark stuff as "read".

Now, I haven't touched Java in almost 3 years, and Basic is beyond me, so does anyone have any helpful hints as to accomplishing this?

>>4
You may be smart for using nother languages and avoiding VB, but you are also pretty stupid in other areas.

>>1
Question: How do I leeched web sights?
Answer: You don't. That's bad.