/prog/ - Java RMI

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-13 23:17

I'm almost afraid to ask this but...

...does anyone out there know of a GOOD online tutorial for Java RMI? The one from Sun is made of fail and shit. :-(

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 3:11

The tutorial is accurate; RMI is made of fail and shit too.

When we did it our lecturer (who judging by his coding style was a C hacker - and I mean that as a compliment) gave us a very simple skeleton app so we could immediately see how the pieces link together, and use it as a starting point to build our own programs. That doesn't help you of course...

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 13:09

90% of Java's APIs and stuff is made of fail and shit

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 13:58

Learn Corba instead

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-15 12:10

>>4
MPI surely.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-15 17:53

>>5
Corba comes with java and works with just about any language available these days.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 19:27

>>6
That's Java(tm) CORBA to you, heathen! Don't forget about Java(tm) Web Services, Java(tm) SOA, Java(tm) XML and Java(tm) Java(tm)

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 9:06

I had to use Java3D(tm) in one module when I was at uni. Holy fucking shit it's hard to use! You have to define everything from the universe to its individual atoms, and all the relationships between them before you can get to the task of actually drawing shit on the screen.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 23:06

I wouldn't call it hard, but is sure is ugly. And slow.

I hope I never see that POS again.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-18 6:57

Question to Sun: must all of Java be made of fail and shit? It's as if bloat, complication and overengineering were their corporate policies. Wait, they are.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-20 7:12

>>10
I'm sure the Sun employees at various sites and boards modding each other up would love to answer your question!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 21:30

RMI

Name: King Diamond 2009-11-10 19:49

I WISH THIS WAS ONLY A DREAM... A DREAM!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-10 20:21

>>10
-1, Troll

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-10 21:44

CORBA? I'll stick with something sane like ZeroC Ice

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 18:49

END OF /PROG/

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 14:43

saging this stupid bull

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 14:45

>>18
Go fuck yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 15:19

>>19
http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 15:25

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 16:42

>>20
OVER 20LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 16:42

>>23
http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-08-29 16:45

>>24
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 17:20

>>25
http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 18:06

>>26
fuck off and die fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 18:23

>>27
http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-08-29 21:53

>>28
FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 22:21

>>29
http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 23:37

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 2:27

>>33

nice dubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 3:02

>>34
http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 11:05

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Java RMI

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