turing

var answer:string

put "anyone know how to program in turing, or even heard of it?"
get answer
if answer="yes" then
put "when and where did you learn it/hear about it"
else
put "yes i know i am very lame..."

>>20
After you finish her 20 hours project, the hot chicks says "thanks!" more or less fast so she won't overdo it, makes a cute face with the palm of her hand on her mouth, and runs to fuck her jerk and rapist of the week. If you're lucky enough, she'll come to cry on your shoulder for a period of time after she's been fucked and before she's going to fuck again.