turing

var answer:string

put "anyone know how to program in turing, or even heard of it?"
get answer
if answer="yes" then
put "when and where did you learn it/hear about it"
else
put "yes i know i am very lame..."

>>14
Screw Turing. You need to learn Java. Or C(++). Skillz in either of those will get you the (only) hot CS chick in your faculty when you move on to university after 2 years.