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Nurupo

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-14 20:16

I was programming the other day when suddenly... NULL POINTER EXCEPTION!!!

Name: CCFreak2K 2005-09-14 22:48

That sounds like the punchline to some lame geek sex joke.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-15 5:39

>>1
So fix your code.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-15 6:52

if(foo == null)
{
    don't try to do shit with it
}
else
{
    do shit
}

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-15 8:42 (sage)

try {
    something.lol()
}
catch (Exception e) {
    System.out.println("Lets ignore it and continue lol");
}

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-15 9:21

>>5
I believe this is today's software practice.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-15 9:43

Exceptions should be avoided because they are a) slow and b) difficult to understand (they're basically a goto). They should only be used to handle things beyond your control.

Name: You are all uneducated shmucks 2005-09-15 13:58 (sage)

>>1
GA!

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-16 19:34

>>7
On the other hand without exceptions you'll be mostly checking for errors over 50% of your code. I.e. "open file, check error, write to file, check error, close file, check error, write handler after 'fail:' label at end of function to close the file again if either the write or close went boom". That shit gets old really fast.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-16 21:10

>>7

retard. you can do some really nice things with call/cc.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-17 6:28

>>10
call/cc != exception

You can implement exceptions with call/cc but you can also do a whole bunch of other stuff such as coroutines.

I'm not saying don't use exceptions at all, I'm saying don't use them all over the place, especially for common conditions.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-17 7:24

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-17 14:03

>>12
oh yay! you linked to some shitty paper. everything is different now!

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-17 14:30

>>13 is not >11 btw (I am)
When I've read it enough times to understand it thoroughly I'll try to debunk it... but I don't like all this talk about "proof" sounds kinda hard to debunk :(

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-17 23:51

>>13
Idiot. Have a counterproof?

>>14
You're not alone. It's pretty dense. O.o

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 5:45 (sage)

wow, this thread failed.
The only way to fix nurupo is GA!

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 7:15 (sage)

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 8:31

lol @ faggots figuring out that cs is more than java programming

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 8:55

There seems to be a lot of confusion, in my experience, about computer science vs. applied computer science.  Applied computer science is software dev't and techniques that can be applied to it (amongst *many* other things).  Computer science, on the other hand, is the theoretical underpinning of applied computer science.

I was rather disappointed in my school's computer science and engineering program regarding that.  We did plenty of programming classes, or applied computer science.  We only did Automata and Formal Language Theory for the actual computer science itself, however.  There's got to be more to it than that.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 8:58

"Computer science is as much about computers as astronomy is about telescopes."
~ Edsger W. Dijkstra

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 20:43

test

test

test

test

test

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 12:59

<quote> they'll never find me testing this in an old thread!</quote>

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 12:59

[quote] hello[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 13:00

[q]god dammit what the fuck[/q]

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 22:01

>>22
Actually, we will.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 16:58

Bampu

Name: NURUPO HATER 2009-12-13 17:03

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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 17:18

  ∧_∧
 ( ´∀`)< ぬるぽ

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 17:33

i have never seen such a old thread on /prog/ i think it might even have been here before me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 19:19

>>29
I remember doing 3 get ITT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 0:04

Was this thread created in 2005?

Screencap'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 0:34

2005 is divisible by 5. Law of Fives.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 1:37

>>32
gb2/jp/, Yami.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 2:35

Do threads ever expire? Is there a limit on the number of threads that might exist? When was /prog/ born? Why is the thread index a bit fucked up on some places, and undoubtedly unordered on others (assuming the only ordering criteria is the time of the last non-saged post)? What kind of storage backend does this shitty board software use? (I know it uses text files for the threads itselves, but I wonder how does it regenerate the thread index - does it process all over 10300 threads each bump? Does it have any sort of guarantee against corruption?)

So many questions...

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 2:37

>>33
How is Eris /jp/ related?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 2:44

>>34
Posting modifies subject.txt, list.php builds the index pages from this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 7:01

>>34
You can thank FV for the fucked up order.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 7:27

This could all be solved with Maybe monads.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 11:59

>>37
Oh god i remember that tripfag with that stupid picture. Goddamn he was annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 15:34

>>34
The Shiitchan source is freely available: http://wakaba.c3.cx/shii/shiichan3960.zip
Examine it yourself. The version world4ch is running has a few bugfixes, but it's mostly the same thing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 18:04

>>38
Maybe.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 18:26

>>41
Either it can or it can't!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 23:44

I love NullPointerExceptions almost as much as I like ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsExceptions and IOExceptions and, the timeless wonder, those funky ClassNotFoundExceptions.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 13:30

Haskell boobs!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 13:33

>>44
OK, buddy, that was your second offence. One more and I'll revoke your /prog/riding license.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 13:35

Haskell vaginas

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 13:45

>>43
ClassNotFoundExceptions
Where can I find one?

Also, can anyone explain GA! to me?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 14:18

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 14:35

ExceptionNotFoundException

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-17 5:33

>>44,45
I chortl'd.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 20:25

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-15 18:20

Bump because i'm a weeaboo and i just watched Steins; Gate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-07 9:42

>>53
This

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-07 9:44

Explain this shit: Michael Jackson wears lolita shoes in Smooth Criminal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-07 14:38

>>55
Explain this shit: Michael Jackson is the composer of most of Sonic 3's soundtrack.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-07 14:48

>>56
Didn't he cancel before most of the music was actually composed?

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