Best Programming Language to start with?

Hello peeps. As someone who hasn't been lucky enough to be immersed into the world of programming when he was young, and has a hard time getting into it with net ressources, I need an easy and fast-learning language to start off with.

Any recommendations? Cheers!

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Almost all imperative languages today are becoming extinct, thanks to the Lambda Gods, which have provided us with gifts like Haskell, OCaml, Clean, and Erlang.

lol wut

NOTHING is written in those languages. nice fail failtard