Best Programming Language to start with?

Hello peeps. As someone who hasn't been lucky enough to be immersed into the world of programming when he was young, and has a hard time getting into it with net ressources, I need an easy and fast-learning language to start off with.

Any recommendations? Cheers!

More good reasons to NOT start with C:

- Difficult to achieve results if you're a beginner.
- You could do the same thing with less lines of code in a non imperative language.
- Almost all imperative languages today are becoming extinct, thanks to the Lambda Gods, which have provided us with gifts like Haskell, OCaml, Clean, and Erlang.
- All the cool games are nowadays written in Sepples.