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PHP is a toy language

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-25 8:40

Discuss!

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-09 18:30

>>80
lol

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-09 20:51 (sage)

That cracks me up, mate. Hey, PHP has its own strengths, but being religiously delusional about a tool is just wasting your time...

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-10 20:14

Brainfuck is better for console scripts and more consistent than PHP.

Name: Darxide 2005-02-11 18:55

>>82

Lol. I'm not religiously devoted to PHP, I just found it useful and saved hours with it compared to what I was using, and thought I could share this experience. The day I bump onto something more productive or anything I like better I would have no problem to switch.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-12 5:04

ruby =O

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-12 7:49

>>84
That's fine; whatever works for you. Just be careful about sweeping generalizations. Your use of "relatively" twice indicates you're aware your argument is standing on thin ice.

For the record, I believe PHP is more consistent than Perl. PHP suffers from a morass of function though, and those are far from consistent.

Name: Darxide 2005-02-13 0:10

>>86

My use of "relatively" indicates I'm being overly cautious not to get mercilessly bashed for generalizing a little.

Name: deitarion 2005-02-23 6:08

>>7

Could you clarify your reason for disliking Python? I enjoy it enough that my only experience with PHP is debugging scripts that will tide me over until I have time to rewrite them in Python CGI.

Then again, I'm of the "If it's not a worthwhile option for non-web applications, then why should I trust it for server-side scripting enough to spend time learning it?" school of thought.

Name: Alfarin 2005-03-02 3:24

I've used both php and perl... and I'd have to say, each to their own preference...  sure, perl is much more powerful than php in some ways, but it is also a massive memory whore... and if you're doing web applications, memory whore is no good... so that's where php kicks in...  light, fast, and robust...  You CAN also do OOP with php... its just slightly more annoying... but none the less, its not impossible.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-02 3:46

BASIC

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-02 6:17

>>89
lol clueless

PHP and Perl have different strengths, but I certainly hope that wasn't your reason for choosing PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-05 18:39

Perl = Executable Line Noise

Do I need to say any more?
PHP does a damn good job at what it does.  Perl has been "adopted" to do stuff it was never designed for.
<b>Trivia Question</b>:  What does PERL stand for?
...yeah, I thought that'd clear up a few things.

>>70
Object-Oriented programming is not the enemy.  It is a beautiful paradigm for designing large software systems.  But of course, it shouldn't be abused.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-06 8:20

>>92
What does PERL stand for?

You know you're opening a whole new can of worms with that one. Prepare for a lengthy essay on the correct capitalization of Perl and how it's not really an acronym, etc etc. :P

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-06 9:03

>>93
Yay, more drama coming soon ^_^ .

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-06 9:54

Perl has been "adopted" to do stuff it was never designed for.

And PHP hasn't? That's hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-06 16:42

>>96
That all your words were wasted because you're agreeing with >>95? Perl can do CGI and PHP can do shell scripts.

Reading comprehension, man. Or aren't you even aware of the capabilities of the language you defend?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-06 19:00

More drama plz.

I'll throw this in: PHP is an evolution of /perl/i. It was designed after it, and they learnt from /perl/i's mistakes.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-07 0:14

By the same token most modern languages are an evolution of lisp.

Oh wait...

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-07 4:52

100get

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-07 10:46

>>98

Funniest post yet.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-08 0:37

I think this summarizes PHP best.
http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.date-sunrise.php

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-11 23:16

echo levenshtein(metaphone(hebrev(ucwords("TOO MANY"))), stripcslashes(addcslashes("useless", "functions!")));

Name: Christy McJesus !DcbLlAZi7U 2005-03-12 19:41

(setf lol 'internet)

Do I win?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-12 20:42

No.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-13 20:10

levenshtein is pretty damn useful actually.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-14 10:50

echo("wtf")

Name: Christy McJesus !DcbLlAZi7U 2005-03-14 11:22

10 PRINT "WE KNOW DRAMA"
20 GOTO 10

flawless victory!

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-14 12:52

while(1) fork();

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-14 12:53

for(;;) {
    post_crap_on_the_intarweb(&my_intarweb);
    fork();
}

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-14 13:36

life = iterate postOnTheInternet "haskell > you"

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-14 15:39

my_intarweb.GTFO(yu0);

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-15 1:36

Y=\f.(\x.f(xx))(\x.f(xx))
Y(you fail)

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-15 18:29

>>113
WTF was that?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-26 0:35

I still think ASP is a better "toy language" than PHP.

toys are FUN, right?  Why NOT have fun with your job?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-30 17:11

I have to agree, PHP is definitely a Toy language. There really isn't any big corporate jobs for a lowly PHP programmer, but it's a quick way to make a couple hundred bucks.
 
 Considering the simplicity of most jobs and relative easy to pick up the language, I have to say it's a pretty good deal.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-21 18:34

The fact that 4chan defends php shows you how newbish 4chan programmers really are.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-22 17:18

>>117
Or how fanboyish you probably are.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-22 17:55

PHP and mod_perl perform roughly the same.

Say what? Speedwise?

No they don't. Not even close!

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-05 19:21

>>119 that's what i said in #perl on freenode right before I got flamed.

don't forget everyone, php is known for being making a lot of STUPID security bugs

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