/prog/ - PHP is a toy language

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-25 8:40

Discuss!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 23:26

HAHAHAHA

YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?

I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU

  THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE

GET IT ?

I DONT THINK SO

YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?

ITS A CDR

AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''

OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER



THIS IS

/prog/



YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI

PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND

I HAVE READ SICP

IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK

BBCODE AND

((SCHEME))

 ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES

ALSO

WELCOME TO

/prog/



EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO

NO EXCEPTION

Name: !s9dX6akAIA 2007-11-26 1:28

Needs moar sagetest.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-27 19:39

multiline quotes
test

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-22 6:32

Posting bbcode tests in the last thread

test

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-31 2:36

test

test -- test with o

[overline]test[/overline] -- test with overline

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 21:40

>>1-165

I agree with these posters

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 6:41

>>1
You are wrong. PHP is Enterprise-ready.

As for toy languages -- Haskell, Python, Perl, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 9:05

Forced in Haskell Certainly not indentation of THE CODE GET IT I DONT want to download version of HtDP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:13

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:28

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:34

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:47

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:33

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 8:15

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 8:44

So a PHP programmer, a priest, and the queen of England walk into a bar...

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 11:10

>>175
Hahah, «PHP programmer». Good one.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 3:11

I READ past >>100 until I discovered this post is from 2007

Then i laurfed again

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-21 11:39

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-21 11:41

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 0:39

dicksdicksdicks

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 0:55

asdfjkl

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 0:55

asdf

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 1:08

asdf
jkl

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 1:09

lol shiichanbest parser ever

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-05 15:24

>>70

The most correct man in the world.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-05 15:41

>>185
HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-05 16:49

>>186
Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-05 16:51

>>187
A simple ,,yes⁹⁹ or ``no” would have sufficed : (

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-05 17:40

>>70
Added to my library of EXPERT QUALITY POSTS, especially due to
y=f(x) is clearly not a function, but a method of an abstract mathematical object
Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-06 7:38

>>188
^{^⁶⁶}EXPERT BBCODER^{^⁹⁹}

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 16:33

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-27 0:17

bump

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 15:42

Ruby FTW!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 18:21

>>190
_₆₆faggot quotes^⁹⁹

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 13:32

OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN PHP PROPHP Fatal error: require_once(): Failed opening required 'GRUNNUR'

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