What would you do

if you managed to take over the world(excluding Antarctica)?

1. People with baby-strollers would not be allowed on transit vehicles in the downtown core, or anywhere on the system during rush hour.

2. Anyone desirous of a reproduction permit will have to demonstrate an ability to support the child in a decent lifestyle, including presence of the father, and an automobile.

3. Drivers must have a minimum I.Q. of 120.

4. Welfare recipients will be temporarily sterilized through a chemical process which will wear off when they return to work.

5. Anyone who tailgates the president-for-life will be executed.

6. Anyone who does not let the president-for-life through onto a lane after he has signaled for a reasonable period of time will be executed.

7. Anyone who honks at the president-for-life will be executed.

8. Retail sales people will not be allowed to ask for personal information during a cash sale or other sale where the customer has indicated they do not wish to be asked questions.

9. Police officers who harm innocent civilians will be executed.

10. Local taxes will be levied on an opt-in, voluntary basis. No local government will have the right to evict a property owner for non-payment of taxes.

11. Taxes for senior levels of government will be rationalized through the abrogation and discounting of public employee pension agreements deemed as unsustainable. The real wage gap is between the public employees and their private sector counterparts who pay their wages, while making much less.

12. If investors want to keep paying their CEOs ridiculous salaries, I would not stand in their way. But I would question why. Public companies, like charities, would only be allowed to have 18% of funds raised to go on administration. 82% would have to be invested in the stated business plan or returned.