Just go to Japan. Bitches won't even squirm whilst getting raped in public transport. Something about honour and reputation. Thing is, they all look the same. The next guy could have his life ruined because people think his wife got raped, max lel
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Anonymous2013-08-05 19:50
You have to know if the girl will be agreeable before you ask her out. You have to be attentive. If you look at her, does she play with her hair or fiddle with her clothing? If she does, you are already getting lucky. If she smiles at you and you don't start talking, you are a moron.
If she doesn't even notice you, don't bother. There are plenty of others.
The best success rate happens if you have something you can do right now. Would you like to go for a coffee/drink.
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Anonymous2013-08-06 1:25
Step 1. Don't be ugly.
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Anonymous2013-08-06 5:43
>>4
I walked past an asian girl who was getting fucked by some guy in the park yesterday (why do people have sex in parks anyway?) She was sitting dead still. She could have been japanese.
Now your post made me wonder, was she being raped?
Rape. I'd go for rape. Playing with hair and shit or not
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Anonymous2013-08-06 13:05
Step 1. Cut down bodyfat.
Step 2. Shave.
Step 3. Do your hair.
Step 4. Ask out a girl who
-you haven't known for long very long, or have known but rarely keep in touch or talk to
-you don't share a common group of friends or acquintances, such as a class, but have something in common such as going to the same school
Step 5. Be honest and brave.
-"Hey, uh, d'you happen to be seeing anyone?" (unnecessary if her FB, which she should by all god's logic have, says she's single in which case skip the first and switch to the next:)
-"Hey, uh, this might come out a bit too suddenly, but are you doing anything important this weekend? I was wondering if you'd wanna join me for dinner."
She isn't stupid as shit, if she is you shouldn't be asking her out in the first place you dumb fuck. She'll realize the implications. if she doesn't say yes at this point, but instead asks something akin to:
-"...Huh? Where'd that come from Anon :o"
In which case be honest:
-"Well, I honestly think you're an interesting and pretty young woman and I'd be happy to get to know you better."
This might sound incredibly cheesy, but it's only creepy or hilariously sad if you look like Gaben, hence steps 1-3.
If she says 'NO', she doesn't give a shit about dating you. if she's like "Uhhhh Idunnooo....." she's interested but you shocked her with your straightfowardness that she needs time to think. If she's all 'YES', you're in.
So this one girl approached me in real life yesterday. I'm really scared. I'm not gay, it's just that her body language screamed raw sexual energy and I was intimidated. So I added her to my Facebook friend's list and ran away as far as I could.
I don't like the whole renaming, it has no use what so
ever.
Blind became : Visually impaired
Prostitute became : Wife
Deaf became : Hearing impaired
Imbecile became : Politician
I used to work in a deli, and one day without
explanation, all the meats got renamed. "Zesty Honey ham"
became "Wildflower honey ham." "Roast beef"
became "Old fashioned roast beef." "Smoked ham"
became "off-the-bone smoked ham."
"Tuna" became "Perfectly normal Alaskan-Pacific sea-beasts" You get the picture.
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Anonymous2013-08-13 14:15
>>20
Rename it to make it awesome. That's the #1 bible point that everyone misses out on. Don't like how cell-phone users keep blindly walking into traffic or driving into pedestrians while driving and texting? Call them "Zombies" and observe how they are now forced to use their phone in a private non-piloting booth where they are out of the cross-hairs of gun users! You might say "Like a phone booth?" and that's where I slap your ass to the floor. NO GODDAMN IT, THAT IS NOT WHAT WE DO HERE! THIS ISN'T DOCTOR HOOVES! Fucking anime-furries ruining every bloody thing. You had one job, tossers!
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Anonymous2013-08-13 15:09
>>19
muslim and jewish anons, not civilized human anons
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Anonymous2013-08-14 13:41
>>22
If we rename it to "a legal marriage between two consenting deities of a book of myth", then you clearly cannot be outraged by the arrangement because everyone knows that deities are not real, especially mythical ones and there is no point in recreating something that never happened by magical beings that don't exist.