Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 9:51
Restaurant Owner : "I've hired a reformed ex-convict."
Lady : "Do you tell your customers?"
Restaurant Owner : "Of course. But I phrase it differently, like so..."
The Restaurant Owner bring his chef who carry an knife and talk to an complaining customer : "Hello, he was once jailed for slashing a man. But now he works here...as a chef. So I understand you have a problem with your food?"
The customer with cockroach on top of his meal : "Oh, no no no. It's scrumptious!"
Lady : "Do you tell your customers?"
Restaurant Owner : "Of course. But I phrase it differently, like so..."
The Restaurant Owner bring his chef who carry an knife and talk to an complaining customer : "Hello, he was once jailed for slashing a man. But now he works here...as a chef. So I understand you have a problem with your food?"
The customer with cockroach on top of his meal : "Oh, no no no. It's scrumptious!"