Law

A man was about to open his house door.

Man : "Oh no! I've forgotten my keys!

Thank goodness a locksmith had pasted his ad on my meter box."

Later...

Locksmith : "There, I've unlocked your door. That'll be $50."

Man : "You mean it's free of charge or I'll report you to the authorities for vandalising public property with your stickers..."

Legal Question : Should the man pay the locksmith and should the locksmith charged with vandalism ?

INSANITY STREAK by Tony LOPES

Things not to say in Court

EXHIBIT A

An knife in the court table.

Accused : "THAT CAN'T BE MY FINGERPRINTS ON THAT KNIFE! I USED AN AXE... ER... HANG ON. CAN I START AGAIN ?"

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