Name: Pearls Before Swine 2013-04-22 13:45
PEARLS BEFORE SWINE STEPHEN PASTIS
Goat : "I LOVE READING THIS 'MISS MANNERS' COLUMN. SO FEW PEOPLE HAVE GOOD MANNERS."
Pig : "HOW DO YOU DEFINE MANNERS?"
Rat : "MANNERS ARE THE THINGS WE USE TO HIDE OUR REAL INTENTIONS."
Goat (closing his eyes) : "NO."
The Rat hold an tiny hammer.
Rat : "SEE. RIGHT NOW I WANT TO CRASH GOAT. BUT I'LL BE POLITE AND JUST HIT HIM LIGHTLY."
© 2013 Stephen Pastis / Dist by Universal Uclick
4/20 www.facebook.com/PearlsComic
Goat : "I LOVE READING THIS 'MISS MANNERS' COLUMN. SO FEW PEOPLE HAVE GOOD MANNERS."
Pig : "HOW DO YOU DEFINE MANNERS?"
Rat : "MANNERS ARE THE THINGS WE USE TO HIDE OUR REAL INTENTIONS."
Goat (closing his eyes) : "NO."
The Rat hold an tiny hammer.
Rat : "SEE. RIGHT NOW I WANT TO CRASH GOAT. BUT I'LL BE POLITE AND JUST HIT HIM LIGHTLY."
© 2013 Stephen Pastis / Dist by Universal Uclick
4/20 www.facebook.com/PearlsComic