/pol/ friend thread

Someone on /pol/ posted this

http://www.indyposted.com/35867/health-study-no-friends-worse-than-being-fat-equivalent-to-heavy-smo
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lonely people with minimal social ties face equivalent health risks as those who smoke a pack of cigarettes a day or become alcoholics. And socially isolated folks could even have a shorter lifespan than those who are obese.

the scientists involved said. It was also worse for someone’s health than such better-recognised health risks as avoiding exercise, and twice as bad for one’s health as being obese.


So I suggested that all the friendless people get together and be friends, to make things easier because we obviously have our issues and problems making friends, whether it be psychological or pure apathy, let's just do it here casually, check in on this thread once in a while. That's all.

hi

As little faith as I have in this thread, Texasbro now monitoring this thread.

>and/or I really don't want friends, but if any exceptionally cool folks come by, why not
>or if the thread needs brightening every once in a while, why not

>green texting on a text bbs
>god I'm dumb

It doesn't matter, in five billion years we can all be friends!

Whenever you remember to hate someone or realize you are lonely, that's just your body reminding you to work out today. Hey skips, do you even lift?

>>6
I lift a log with a pair of buckets containing chopped logs dangling on both ends. They are not attached so I not only lift, I balance.

>>7
I read that in a deep, gravely voice.

Will you be my friend? *bats eyelashes*

>>9
yes, this is what this thread is for

being a political thread probably aint the best place to make friends ..... whatever you got to say you'll find lots of opponents here