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Share ideas in the art of deception.

Name: Schlomo Rothberg Silverstein 2012-11-01 8:23

Let's get a good list going of ways to con people.

Bait and switch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bait-and-switch

Lure them in with a good deal then raise the price. Good way to advertise, not all fall prey to the psychological mind games though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 8:30

I like how you've had to resort to role play.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 8:57

>>2
He's been putting up silly names for a while.  Usually, though, the performance is really overt and dramatic and hammy.

Name: Professor Yitzhak Goldblum 2012-11-01 22:10

Here's another good one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_authority

People depend on experts for advice in areas they have difficulty looking up and checking on themselves, if you can pass yourself off as an authority on the matter and there is little competition among genuine experts you can convince them to buy something they don't need or support something that isn't in their interest.

Name: Menachem Zlotowitz 2012-11-03 15:15

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_emotion

Oldest trick in the book, difficult to find but it works well. Everyone has beliefs and desires that are dear to them, usually all that can be done is to outwardly agree with them so you don't make of them an enemy, however sometimes there is a way to tug on their heart strings to make them do something for you.

For instance selling someone a lifestyle, they are bored with their dreary grinding existence but you can change all that, for a price.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-05 7:55

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_suppression_techniques
These are five suppression techniques. There are more, like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_Hitlerum – successfully frame someone as a «Nazi» (or even «Nazi sympathiser»), and people stop listening to them. Very useful for stopping critics and whistle-blowers. And if «Nazi» doesn't cut it, there's «Paedophile»…

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-05 8:51

>>6
I'm actually amused there is a non-Internet thing identified as reductio ad Hitlerum.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 1:41

>>7
Before I learned of Reductio ad Hitlerum, I always called it Becking.  (Ala Glenn Beck)

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 3:13

>>8>>7>>6
One can easily reduce to Marx, so anything, besides wild aynrandish capitalism, becomes Marxism.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 3:23

So basically,
if one is racially aware, then one is a Hitler;
if one supports public schools, then one is a Marx;
if one supports defense forces, then one is a xenophobe;
if one dislikes Gosplan, then one is a Ayn Rand;
if one supports regulated economy, then one is a commie;
etc...

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 12:52

>>9,10
There, you're getting it!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 13:02

Also, there's what passes for "democracy" in the States these days; Tell people they actually have a say in their own lives, in the shape of a piece of paper every four years…
…then tell them to choose between elephantshit and horseshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 0:57

More, please OP!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-08 11:18

Selling something for what it is not.

Remember Ministries for Truth/Love/Peace/Plenty from Nineteen Eighty-Four?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 20:56

digging a hole, covering it with leaves and waiting for someone to fall in, then selling them a rope to get out

thanks merchant, you are my greatest ally

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-18 1:45

Create a conflict, then sell weapons to both sides or act as a judge.

When two goys fight, Jew wins. Example: Lebanon.

Name: Ishmael Graetz 2012-11-20 14:54

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-22 6:29

Pretend you own something you don't and sell it.

Examples:
1. Conman standing at the entrance of museum and asking visitors to pay "separate fee for air", visitors consume inside museum.
2. Bill Gates first secured contract with IBM and then just purchased crappy Q-DOS and resold it as MSDOS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-05 16:56

Inaction. Yes. Plain doing nothing at the right moment can kill. Be a Jewish doctor then "accidentally" delay treating goyim patient.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-06 19:05

Get pictures off of 4chan, act like you're a photographer and that girls are into taking their clothes of.. take hot sexy photo's.
I assume this would work because girls are kinky right?
18+

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-06 19:29

>>20
You might have to go into specific with this because I do not quite understand.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-07 5:57

Keep secretly breaking windows then offer to protect them from vandals, for a fee.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-07 7:50

>>19
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Goldstein
Israeli press reports stated that Goldstein refused to treat Arabs, even Arab soldiers serving in the IDF

i.e. a true Jew shouldn't help any goy, even if goy protects Jewish interest.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-07 13:28

>>21

make your own reality.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 22:27

>>24
I can change my perspective of reality but I cannot literally change reality. I do not have magical powers.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 5:21

>>25
Talk to Milkribs, he's on the astral plane.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 18:06

>>26
Milkribs... Where have I heard of that?

Name: Golda Shulman 2012-12-20 15:36

Hidden costs.

Like bait and switch except you hook them first, for instance if someone is comparing the prices for different colleges you drop certain expenses to give you an edge over the competition, then when they have moved into the dorm and the academic year is underway you drop the hidden expenses, books, bus fares, equipment, sporting goods, uniforms, everything you can get away with, they have to buy those exclusive goods from exclusive suppliers or they're in big trouble.

hehehe...

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-22 14:37

Impersonation.

It's where you pretend to belong to some group and say things that defame them because you can't find any examples in real life!

Works great on anonymous text boards.

Name: Sarah Marshak 2012-12-23 13:45

>>29
Yesss.... That's always a good one, be sure to cover your tracks though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=097pUEo09LI

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-23 14:05

Oh the irony.

Name: Kerri Dunn 2013-01-01 17:14

>>29
>>31
hehehe, you have the right idea, mazel tov! be careful though

http://articles.latimes.com/2004/apr/05/local/me-dunn5

Name: Luis Marsiglia 2013-01-01 17:20

>>29
>>30
>>31
>>32
yeah, dont be a clutz like me if you don't want to get caught

http://www.tes.co.uk/article.aspx?storycode=340445

Name: Breanne Coventry Snell 2013-01-01 17:31

>>29
oooyyy, just make sure you think it through first


http://www.unh.edu/news/cj_nr/2006/october/em27crime.cfm?type=n

Name: Yosef Langer 2013-01-01 17:33

>>29
Avi yah chutzpah, you're not thinking of trying to pull this off again are yah?

Remember what happened last time!

http://www.jweekly.com/article/full/22706/arson-at-chabad-house/

Name: Yakob Bleichroeder 2013-01-01 17:44

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_littlest_skyscraper

As the building began to take shape, the investors realized they had been swindled into purchasing a four-story edifice that was only 40 ft (480 in) tall, rather than the 480 ft (150 m) structure they were expecting.

They brought a lawsuit against McMahon but, to their dismay, the real estate and construction deal was declared legally binding by a local judge. As McMahon had built exactly according to the blueprints they'd signed off on, there was to be no legal remedy for the deceived investors.

Yesss... Always be prepared in case the dumb shmendrik figures out your shtick.

hehehe

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 21:51

lie?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 9:57

there seem to be a lot of jews here

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 10:56

>greentext

also, check my 39

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 10:57

where da meme arrows at?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 1:49

>>36
So... they were deceived by an Irish man? Guess he needed extra money for his alcohol habit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 3:31

Good readings on the topic:
"Never be lied to again" by David J. Lieberman PhD
Also, download via torrents
"The Real Hustle" all seasons. It is a tv show where they put cons to the test in real life scenarios.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 3:39

Remembered about a guy who sold the Eiffel Tower... Twice!
Worth reading:
 http://www.uselessinformation.org/lustig/index.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 12:13

>>39
sweet 39 bro, i only seem to get dubz

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:51



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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 19:25

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 19:26

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 18:58

>>48
>>49
I personally believe your particular variation of "Nigerian" more accurately describes the situation we have here.

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Name: Zohar Chammah 2013-02-05 1:01

>>41
Ah yes, the McMahon family, good goy shel shabat, hehe...
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/History/hussmac.html

Name: Meyer Vogelstein 2013-02-22 19:32

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libor_scandal

A well placed lie can go far before anyone notices, if they notice at all, hehehe...

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 13:51

>>10
This is probably the most sane and well-adjusted post that Comrade Shlomo ever made. Too bad it all goes downhill from there.

Name: ezer 2013-03-21 19:52

Always take full advantage of the potential for abuse, for instance in this forum if there is a thread you don't like you can spam all you want and slide it off the front page.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-25 6:01

>>56
Shalom!

Name: Irvin Nagelberg 2013-07-18 23:25

Pseudoscience, make people think you know better so you can peddle adderall and ritalin. Hehehe...

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-20 9:32

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 6:49

>>58
I will cite the Jew himself on this:

“We tend to believe — and the popular press aids and abets this view — that psychiatric disorders are a chemical imbalance in the brain, as if the brain were some kind of bag of chemical soup full of dopamine, serotonin and norepinephrine. The brain circuitry of mental disorders are complex, and yet the medications we’ve used to treat them for the past two decades work from a simple model — they treat every part of the brain as if it were the same. This is one of the big reasons that current psychiatric medications don’t work well and why they have many unpleasant side effects that lead many to avoid them. Using them to treat a complex psychiatric disorder is like trying to use engine oil by opening up the can and pouring it all over the engine block—some of it will dribble into the right place, but a lot of it will do more harm than good.”  -- David J. Anderson, Jewish-American neurobiologist

Name: Irvin Nagelberg 2013-07-21 10:16

>>60
Once the patent runs out blast the old drug and sell them a new more expensive one, like we did with Valium.

I like this Anderson, a real heeb!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 18:19

Take a look at the nazis for good ideas in the art of deception.

They claim jews are working together to exploit Germans, but then they go right ahead and work together to exploit Germans!

Master race? Master deceptors.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-24 7:09

>>1
Lure them in with a good deal then raise the price. Good way to advertise, not all fall prey to the psychological mind games though.
A true Jew would extend this tactics to do the opposite afterwards: first set price M+N% higher than the free market price, then, if buyer loses interest, make a proposition that just today they sell this product at N% cutoff, in effect unwary buyer may pay M% more.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-26 16:48

>>36

JEWS!

Name: Nathaniel Geldbaum 2013-07-26 20:25

>>64
Jews? What's a jew? There are no Jews here. What gave you that idea?

Name: Shlomi Holon 2013-08-02 9:56

Paint 3 piggies "1", "2" and "4". Grease them up, whip them and set them loose in the building. Keeps the goy occupied, even if they catch all 3 the shmendriks will still be looking for "3"! hehehe...

Don't worry its kosher.

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