Why are you forcing him to suffer through another term? Do you enjoy watching a black male squirm in pain as federal personnel monitors his every move as if he was some sort of war criminal?
Noting that tonight’s debate against Mitt Romney would last a full hour and a half, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly urged President Obama to “rub one out” so that he could “get pussy off the mind” before taking the stage at 9 p.m. Eastern time. “Look, Barry, you need to keep your head in the game up there, and you sure as shit can’t focus if you’ve got a full load flaring up inside you,” said Biden, telling Obama he should feel free to think about the first lady, “Jill [Biden], or whoever pops into your head while you’re polishing the ol’ Capitol dome.” “Hell, I must’ve yanked the crank a good eight or nine times before my debate with Sarah Palin back in ’08…and a few times after, too, if you catch my drift.” At press time, sources reported seeing the president enter a private bathroom with Biden’s “rare and always reliable” January 1979 edition of Playboy.
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Anonymous2012-10-04 16:17
Romney is such a fraud and thoroughly unqualified to be president. You have to be delusional to be taken in by his vague promises. He never presents a specific solution to anything. He's just another in the long line of the "Great White Hope" chain:
Love guns?hate women?hate gays?hate blacks?want to nuke Iran?hate sick people? poor people? handicapped people? . Love the rich, tax-avoiding Wall Street brokers and corporate CEOs?hate unions and the middle class?love perverted old-world religious freaks? . Don't care about kids with leukemia? . Believe a liar who denies that his Mass. health care was identical to Obama's is good for the nation? . Support off-shore tax shelters for billionaires? . Love high school bullies who beats up long-haired gays (but only with several friends helping)? . Want to double the cost for universities? Favor corporations over workers? . Love our obstructionist Republican congress? . Love tough-talking international threats that backfire on us? . Love what George Bush did for our country? Don't believe we have environmental problems? Enjoy the smell and filth of oil spills and the neuro-toxins that hide them? Want America to return to 1950? . Think the world was created 6,000 years ago? Believe Joseph Smith molested a little girl and you are ok with it? Do you believe he was given golden tablets by God, but he lost them? . Think that the auto industry should have been buried? . Do you enjoy it when corporations make $10,000 bets using federal tax dollar funds funds at the drop of a hat? Believe corporations and billionaires should be able to buy political clout? Think that elevators for your stable of cars is a piece of furniture all people have? Enjoy a president who has no common sense on international affairs and can't even keep from insulting our allies? Then not only is he your guy but you also deserve the problems you and America will face because voting is a fantastic alternative to a I.Q. test and half of the nation is failing hard.
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Anonymous2012-10-04 17:40
Altitude sickness is a real thing. Check your CIS-privilage [According to the Star Wars universe, this is the : Galactic Banker's Confederacy of Independent Systems].