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Now Apply this Logic Elsewhere

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 16:58

A majority of criminals measured by total crimes of all categories are heterosexual men. Therefore, ALL heterosexuals are inherently criminal, even children. If you disagree it's because you've been brainwashed by heterosexual dominated media. The majority of people in government are by far heterosexual because of a conspiracy! Heterosexuals own the Federal Reserve! They own the military! They own the banks!

My logic is infallible.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 17:16

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Nothing to add there.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 17:17

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Shalom! Most criminals are Jewish heterosexual men. Of course there are some niggers who steal bikes and the stuff, but the impact of their petty crimes is incomparable to, for example, Palestinian genocide, communism or FRS fraud.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 17:25

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Point being that a criminal is a criminal, regardless of his sexual preference, favourite dinner or religion. I guess you will just bring in some more copypasta crap about how the various criminals all form the "Jewish" nation.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 19:13

Well, correlation does equal causation, as everyone knows.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 20:17

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Shalom! What else forms the Jewish nation, beside common crimes?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 20:24

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As everyone knows, the Jews love denial. A Jew will never tell you, why he was persecuted in one country and had to run for another. A Jew will never tell you how he backstabbed and plundered Germany. Neither a Jew would admit his involvement in revolutions.

Name: noko 2012-08-22 21:34

I believe OP is a flipping genius. It's a shame that homosexuals in /POL/
didn't notice this sooner!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 21:59

>Shalom! What else forms the Jewish nation, beside common crimes?

It's not a crime if it's against Muslims. HAHAHAHAHA!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 23:04

There are more heterosexuals than homosexuals, you forgot to factor that in, learn some basic math dumbshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 1:13

Although, sex between Muslim men and boys isn't considered gay in anyway. It's a weird cultural thing I discovered while serving in Iraq.

Sex between bearded men = death sentence
Sex with your 10 year old nephew = masturbation
Sex with animals = masturbation
Sex with unmarried Muslims women = death
Raping christen women = temporary marriage
Sex with 8 years old = just married a used product

You need to remember cultural views are different on what is gay or not.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 1:57

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Temporary marriage is only prohibited by "some" Shia scholars, while totally rejected in every Sunni sect. Also, Iraq was secular and stable and terrorist-free until your kind of low-life scum served in destroying the ancient Mesopotamian pride. Curse George Bush and Muqtada al Sadr and every soldier that doesn't completely repent for his serving of the Zionist plague.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 2:03

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Self-correct: meant permitted instead of prohibited.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 4:30

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Salam, Ahmed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 9:42

>>1
Oh the irony.
Because the jew media and jew operated slacktivist groups don't imply exactly that, right?
Shalom, kike.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 10:45

>>11
Sex with unmarried Muslims women = death
Raping christen women = temporary marriage

That is because Muslim woman has husband, brothers and father, who will defend her honor, while modern Christian women are whores. Remember, early Christians had many whores in their sect, while Jesus Christ himself defended a whore from lynching mob.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 11:07

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Salam, Ahmed!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 12:08

>That is because Muslim woman has husband, brothers and father, who will defend her honor

By stoning her to death. Yes, we know what honor killings are. This is why Muslims have a bad reputation for being rapist and murderers with no honor or shame.

We expect nothing more from the religion of child rape, slavery, torture and hate.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 12:19

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Honor killings are not caused by religion, but by cultural issues.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 12:54

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Stoning one whore will deter the moral degradation of society as whole.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 14:53

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You are encouraging people to throw stones though. The idea behind stonings is that no one is held culpable for the murder, it is impossible to tell which stone dealt the final blow.

Surely there is another method of accomplishing this however? Some kind of contraption in which the criminal is placed inside a box out of view and on top of the box are slots and in one of the slots is the switch to kill the criminal in a quiet manner and the rest of the slots have switches that sound like the real thing but are not.

First the population takes lots and a number are selected to put keys in the slots, let's say 25 people, they then queue up and place the keys in the slots in a quick orderly manner.

Then a judge declares the criminal is deceased and the crowd moved off so the cadaver can be removed and prepared for a respectful burial.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 15:41

>>20
>Stoning one whore will deter the moral degradation of society as whole.

Who said anything about whores. Muslims execute women and girls like an Olympic sport under any pretense, now matter how trivial.  In Iran, they force girls to married their guards and rape them so that it won't break the rules for executing virgins.

Yes, they actually do that in Iran. But lets go back to demonizing Jews instead of addressing fucked up Muslims really are. LOL!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 15:43

>>19
True. However, Islamic culture and politics are very much a product of that religion. You can see that in nations where Muslims are becoming the dominate political group in certain nations in the last 100 years.

South East Asian is a perfect example of that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 16:12

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Hello, good day to you!

Look at all these heterosexual males. Religion doesn't make a difference, as long as you're heterosexual than you are a born criminal.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19352531

Heterosexuals steal millions of monies! They are proven criminals through and through. Heterosexual culture and politics fucks everything over. You absolutely cannot deny my logic or evidence, I can list a million heterosexual men in jail right now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 22:34

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And then Hercule Poirot comes along and says "I already solved this case.  The train ride was more enjoyable, though."

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 11:08

Heterosexuals have run scared from this thread having been confronted with the TRUTH.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 12:22

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What do you mean?  I'm still right here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 12:52

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19352531
Asil Nadir

Jewish. In Russia there is even a saying "son of a Turkish patrial", referring to the Jews having citizenship of many countries and being patriot of none.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 14:07

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Why do you bring up Russia so much?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 14:17

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Because I'm from Russia, so I cant bring up Brazil, Vietnam or Iraq. But I'm sure, Vietnamese have to say their big "thank you" to the Jews too.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 14:36

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here is an example of it's use:
http://rumafia.com/material.php?id=406

of course "russian mafia" has a very Jewish face.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 14:54

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Hello, good day to you!

You don't deny any more that's it's heterosexuals committing all the crimes. They commit crimes, makes babies and then spread their criminal babies all over the world. This is why it's perfectly okay to shoot babies in the face because they came from a pair of heterosexuals. Heterosexual brainwashing tell children that murdering your parents is wrong but only by doing so can you free yourself.

If you want to deny that heterosexual children aren't evil you'd have to do something crazy like say children aren't responsible for the sins of their parents and that's crazy talk!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 15:19

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Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 18:25

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Hello, good day to you!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-28 19:33

How many heterosexuals have you killed today, /newpol/?

A day without doing so is a day wasted.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-29 0:43

OP is a kike

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-29 10:15

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"What?  You say that by my crappy logic of correlation=causation, I should be doing something so dumb as killing heterosexuals?  Well, I have no civilized response to that.  In fact, why hide it?  NYA NYA YOU'RE A JEW NYA NYA."

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-29 11:02

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Only you are using the strawman of correlation=causation. You literally and obviously are a kike though, back to >>>/JIDF/ hymie.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 17:10

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This Russian nigger believes that since some Jews commit crimes, it is related to their "Jewishness", and thus all Jews carry the seed of evil.
Do you even know what correlation=causation means, you semi-retarded simian?
But maybe it is a strawman?  Maybe I'm misrepresenting him (or you)?  Perhaps a more accurate presentation would be the delusion of a worldwide Jews conspiracy.  And the relentless assault on this board about it, which is what drove an annoyed Anon to make this thread to mimic the absurdity.

Oh, and you've managed to resort to the tired refrain of "OMG YUR A JOO".  Do you notice you doing it?  Is it unconscious?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 18:41

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Thank you for missing the point completely.
OP was parodying how pigheaded retards abuse statistics to "prove" all kinds of bullshit.

Speaking of which, does anyone have any statistics on the religion of violent prison inmates? Or sex offenders? (Bonus for swindlers and con artists)
Should prove _really_ interesting reading.

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