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Now Apply this Logic Elsewhere

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 16:58

A majority of criminals measured by total crimes of all categories are heterosexual men. Therefore, ALL heterosexuals are inherently criminal, even children. If you disagree it's because you've been brainwashed by heterosexual dominated media. The majority of people in government are by far heterosexual because of a conspiracy! Heterosexuals own the Federal Reserve! They own the military! They own the banks!

My logic is infallible.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 14:53

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You are encouraging people to throw stones though. The idea behind stonings is that no one is held culpable for the murder, it is impossible to tell which stone dealt the final blow.

Surely there is another method of accomplishing this however? Some kind of contraption in which the criminal is placed inside a box out of view and on top of the box are slots and in one of the slots is the switch to kill the criminal in a quiet manner and the rest of the slots have switches that sound like the real thing but are not.

First the population takes lots and a number are selected to put keys in the slots, let's say 25 people, they then queue up and place the keys in the slots in a quick orderly manner.

Then a judge declares the criminal is deceased and the crowd moved off so the cadaver can be removed and prepared for a respectful burial.

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