THE RICK SANTORUM 2012 PLEDGE:
I hereby pledge that if Rick Santorum gets elected to the Presidency of the United States, I will, to the best of my ability:
1) Masturbate to hardcore pornography every day while listening to Rick Santorum speeches.
2) Have premarital or extramarital sex every week while thinking about Rick Santorum.
3) Have homosexual relations every month while screaming Rick Santorum's name. (as a straight man, this will be hard for me, but i will swallow my pride and make this sacrifice for my country)
4) Impregnate a woman every year and pay for her abortion.
5) Attend church every week and steal money from the offering plate, then spend that money on porn or drugs.
6) Attend Church every week, and disrupt service by loudly blaspheming the name of the Lord (YHWH, pronounced Yahweh)
7) Smoke meth and shoot heroin as often as I can afford it.
8) Convert to Islam. Radical Islam.
I will do these things to the best of my ability until Rick Santorum is no longer the President of the United States of America.
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Anonymous2012-03-22 5:18
Congratulations. You're everything that's wrong with society.
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Anonymous2012-03-22 5:59
Not yet. I am actually a law-abiding citizen. But if Rick Santorum gets elected, I will carry out this pledge.
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Anonymous2012-03-22 6:31
Not yet. I am actually a law-abiding citizen. But if Rick Santorum gets elected, I will carry out this pledge.
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Anonymous2012-03-22 19:02
Brilliant
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Anonymous2012-03-23 3:32
>>1 Attend Church every week, and disrupt service by loudly blaspheming the name of the Lord (YHWH, pronounced Yahweh)
A Good idea. Remember, these Jews have burned your pagan idols, so there is nothing wrong with burning their churches. "Eye for an eye" (c) Bible/Torah/Jews
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Anonymous2012-03-23 3:35
Convert to Islam. Radical Islam.
While Islam kills Jews, we should support it. And when all Jews got eradicated, we should eradicate Islam, using for example some racist ideology that will equate Arabs (semites) with Jews.
>>6 burned your pagan idols
No big loss. What have Thor or Odin done for me or anyone else for that matter? Pagan Europe was pretty much a third world shithole (not that its Christian version is/was any better).
>>7
That's funny being that Islam is derived from Judaism just like Christianity.
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Anonymous2012-03-23 14:04
>>9
Say that to Greece and Rome, who had lovely culture, or to Niggers (most of today niggers are Christians). Christianity has nothing to do with being first/third world.
In USSR there was a research done in 1923 by Solomon Lurie (a commie Jew), who basically explained the anti-Semitism and fall of the ancient world by the fact how Jews subverted power and destroyed paganism. Reminds of modern U.S.
>>12 niggersCommie Jews™Jews subvert x
~Yawn~ Stale anti-semitism is stale. Come up with some new material for once. Also, there's no doubt that Europe outside of Greco-Roman influence was for the most part a desolate wasteland with a village or two dotting the landscape every so often. Oh wait, I guess the Eval Commie Joos™ covered that part of history up as well, huh? Keep smoking that peace hate pipe.
>>18
Due to Trotsky (Leo Bronshtein), Communism uses Templar or Solomon's Star (magen shlomo) as its main symbol and every commie had to wear this french red necktie - symbol of being read to die.