What if instead he was brilliant, and knew he needed to teach the world these principles. Also that he, like Buddha knew they needed to be taught delicately, and that they have just been horribly twisted over time into modern Christianity. We don't know what Jesus said per se, we just know what other people said about him.
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Anonymous2012-02-18 19:27
>>1 he was a plagiarist
First and foremost, Jesus was a jew and the Jews love to steal and plagiarise.
Caesar claimed to be the son of God and Jesus claimed to be the Son of God.
Who was telling the truth? Who was lying?
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Anonymous2012-09-29 0:18
NOPE
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Anonymous2012-09-29 0:28
>>6
There's a problem with the formatting on that page. There's text in strange colors and words not capitalized properly.
>>8
"Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and give to God what belongs to God." Personally, I'd give Jesus the wider berth, because it's obvious why Caesar wanted to be seen as the son of God. Jesus never really seemed to do anything special with the title, or the fame from others believing it, but talk to people about his thoughts of what a decent life was like.
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Anonymous2012-09-30 19:45
your a fag
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Anonymous2012-09-30 21:22
>>8
At Jesus's time, something like half of Israel called themselves "son of God".
The other half were women.
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Anonymous2012-10-01 4:29
Wise men think alike.
Things can be invented independently in many places, for instance the mesoamericans developed agriculture just like those living in the fertile crescent, despite never having contact with each other.
The laws of physics are the same in Jerusalem as they are in Nepal, so any intelligent man born in either place will reach the same conclusions. The little piece of philosophy, the golden rule, for instance, is present in every culture and follows a very obvious set of logical steps to reach that conclusion.
But you're obviously just saying that because you want to rebel against your mom for sending you to sunday school all those years, so this is probably too deep for you.
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Anonymous2012-10-06 13:47
>>13
You had everything correct and then you went full retard when you suggested that the "Golden rule" had any value. In the hands of a insane person [such as any visitor of 4chan], it causes bad things to happen to people who don't also enjoy pain.
Oh, I get it now. You believe that your parents didn't waste cash all of their life in vain. My mother used to spend 5 dollars on a 1 dollar loaf of bread every week. After she got divorced for the third time, her newest husband assured me that he would not allow her to burn cash like that anymore. I am so relieved.
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Anonymous2012-10-06 18:48
spend 5 dollars on a 1 dollar loaf of bread
She gave the teller $4 more than the sticker price?
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Anonymous2012-10-06 20:27
>>14
Not our fault your momma was a crazy bitch. Spare us your reactions against her.
The golden rule isn't 100% perfect, but then no system of ethics is, the golden rule at least forms the basis for thinking about sapient life instead of just your own primal animalistic desires like a dark savage great ape from the deepest blackest depths of the congo.
HOONGAMOBAMADOONGABOONGA!
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Anonymous2012-10-06 21:20
>>1 Was Jesus Christ a fag?
Entirely possible. His disciples were all men and Jesus was seemingly indifferent to girls. Cant blame him though, Jewish girls are ugly as the original sin.
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Anonymous2012-10-06 21:32
1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
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Anonymous2012-10-06 21:33
>>15
No, there were two brands of bread. They both weighed the same, they both were made of the same ingredients. She paid for the more expensive of the two because she is stupid.
>>19
Was it jesus bread or something? How does this relate to your point?
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Anonymous2012-10-09 18:32
So was the punchline that Jesus took three days to rise as some sort of bread-dough joke?
That's pretty messed up. Dark humor to the max.
This is worse than the biblical joke about those who run around with planks in their eyes, complaining about the speck in their neighbor's eye. I don't think Americans actually read the incriminating parts of the bible which make it obvious that Jesus is a sarcastic sinner. Instead, they just show what they want to show.
>>6
So you insult Jesus, then link to a Christian fundamentalist site from Australia and use that to "prove" why Jesus and by extension, Jews are bad. I think the term "lolwut" is an appropriate response.