Ideologies suck

What are ideologies good for?
They're just made up reasons to make you mad.
They're just excuses for weakness.
If you can't relax, have some weed. It's good for you. It's medicine for your upset and troubled mind.
If you have enough weed, you don't need no ideologies to feel good about yourself.

So angst faggots smoke weed?

>>2
Then they suck a man's dick for more weed. So sad.

>>2
They SHOULD. It would make all their angsts disappear.

>>4
Then they get busted and have to suck a niggers dick in jail. Later, only crack can make the pain go away.

Stay in school, kids. Weed is for people who can't deal with the real world. Pain makes you strong. Weed makes you sheeple.

>>5
Nah, if you're worried about that, mr. policeman, we can always legalize it, and smoke it in school. It would put you out of a job, though, but maybe that's better off, if you subscribe to the philosophy that pain makes you strong.

>>6
Making it legal won't put cops out of work, it'll free up their time so they can do _real_ police work. Like chasing after _real_ criminals.

Fat chance getting their support on that one, tho. Not cos they're lazy or anything, but cos they're too damn brainwashed to know the difference.

I don't know, but I'll tell you what doesn't suck.

Lynchings.

We could do with bringing back some of those right about now.

Marijuana is an ideology

>>7
Follow me here:
For there to be "criminals", there would have to be laws,
and for there to be laws, there would have to be ideologies,
and for there to be ideologies, there would have to be mad people,
and for there to be mad people, there would have to be a lack of the green herb.
Legalize the herb, and it solves all the worlds problems, man.
It's really that simple. People wouldn't be so fixated on governing everybody.
I really think the weed speaks for itself in this. It is your friend, and as there are no side-effects, it won't stab you in the back either. ...which reminds me: It's time to mellow out soon. Weed everyday keeps the worries away, you know.

Also, you know, I think some people are scared of being happy. Genuinely scared of being happy and everything that makes you happy, because they're afraid that if they spent their time being happy, they would just stay at home and just smoke weed all the time. That's like saying that we should ban sex because it would make people stay home and just have sex all the time. Relax, man. It's just weed. Do nicotine smokers stay at home to smoke all day long? Do people who drink stay at home and drink all the time? Well, some alcoholics actually do that, but that's why the ganja is superior. Ganja is the way back to natures soft embrace, showing us the tranquility that we were born for, before all this government showbusiness.
Come to Jamaica, man. You're going to love it.

>>10
Hippy scum. Weed for for lesser humans or the slave class.

>>11
You see, it's this kind of thinking that the ideologies bring with them. Ugly inventions of words like "scum", "lesser humans" and "slave class". These empty delusions are symptoms of the sickness that can fall upon people who has been without the healing herb for too long. Tell me, when was the last time that you experienced love or fulfillment?
You're feeling a depression deep within you, and it is making you angry and resentful, and you are desperately looking to take it out on other people because you think that that will somehow make it all better again. People have accused us rastas for living our lives as some kind of zombies just because we recognize the need to mellow out every once in awhile, but we're not the ones hungry for blood. I'd rather relax than to be driven by some kind of desire to harm other people out of sheer stress, you know?
I wish I could reach out and offer you a smoke right now through the internet, because your state saddens me.

>>12
Get back to cotton field, slave. It saddens me that you can't feel the bliss of self control and submission through the gentle pain of the lash from this keyboard. The herb lies! Only I can free you from your slavery of vice. Your mind is weak. You reach out for drugs because you desire a true master. 

Let me warp your soul and mind.

Because ideologies effect politics, and politics effect you.

>>13
You have a very weird world view there, man! Amusing, I must say. =)
You claim that you are a free man compared to those liberating their minds with the free and natural herb, yet every day the media tells you what to think, your boss tells you what to do, and at the end of it, what do you get in return? Satisfaction? Happiness? You get "your measure" in bills and coins - in paper and metal. You get to rush around in supermarkets, trying to buy replacements for the emptiness inside you that only nature can provide. No man, you are deceiving yourself. You cannot replace nature no matter how hard you try. You will only spend your life in misery that way. Come back to Jamaica. Learn to live free again.

>>14
First of all, that is simply not true. That is just the mind ghost of ideology talking through you. Ideologies and politics desperately wants people to believe in it, and think that it is running everything. Not so. The only thing real is the people of the land. Without believers, the ghost of ideology would simply vanish. It is a disease of the mind. Even the most sick - the people in power who hasn't known happiness in their entire life, and their personal lapdogs the policemen -  wouldn't do the things they did to other people, if it wasn't for them believing in this ghost. You can survive without this ghost. You can choose to not believe in it, and let go of all that ideological nonsense, and once you do, it will bother you no more. It will go poof, and disappear. Good riddance, I say to the bad ghost of ideology. We don't need it "governing" us, and we never will.

>>16
But all you're doing is speaking idealistically. Ideologies aren't  going anywhere, they have been around forever, and have effected politics forever. I agree with you in theory but it's irrelevant because it's not gonna happen.

Communism for example is great in theory, but then you throw in the human factor and the whole system fails horribly, helps no one and hurts everyone. It's the same thing.

Ideologies do cause some changes in the behavior of the state with varying results, monarchies would spend a lot on the clergy, the soviets implemented a few token labor rights.

The ideology of liberty in the US prevented some Generalismo from taking over, declaring himself emperor and causing the kind of hullaballoo seen on and off in Mexico for decades, even if it didn't stop slavery and all those other things liberals enjoy pretending only the US is guilty of.

>>17
But I am telling you man, that it has already happened. I have been living happily without ideologies or politics for many years, simply enjoying life, and it has worked out well for me. I am not talking about "theories" here. I am talking from personal experience, and I am telling you that you have nothing to lose and nothing to fear, by ridding your mind of all these "theories" about how other people should be brutally forced to live in your pre-arranged "Happiness Camp", and go outside, and see what nature has in store for you. Of course, where you live it might be freezing winter. Here in Jamaica it never snows, the sun never leaves us.

>>18
I have no doubt that ideologies change the way that ideologists think. I am just saying that they are wasting themselves on a religion that will never deliver on its promises.
I don't have a "state" in my backyard.
I don't have a "monarchy" in my backyard.
I don't have a "Generalismo" in my backyard.
I don't have "hullaballoo" in my backyard.
I don't have "slavery" in my backyard.
I don't have "liberals" in my backyard.
I have grass and palmtrees and a hammock in my backyard. The most political thing that I have in my backyard is probably my radio.
I have happiness in my backyard. It was already there waiting for me when I moved in. Don't try to fix what ain't broken, man.

>>20
The mind is very much like this backyard of yours, you have your backyard and it's grass, palmtrees, hammock, radio and happiness, so I'm sure you understand the pressing need to keep states, monarchs, generalissimos, hullaballoo, slaves and liberals out of your backyard which may involve interacting with them at one point. In the same way it is possible for a mind to be pragmatic, objective, logical, rational and reasonable yet safely analyze ideology, subjective emotions, logical fallacies, irrational assertions and unreasonable people, to recognize their limitations yet also to understand how they can be manipulated within these limitations.

For instance you decide to host the outdoor summer soiree in your backyard, your wife's macadamia nut crusted spit roast is being served fresh off the BBQ, everyone is dining, sipping wine and chattering while the kids are playing happily, you savor the moment listening to the warm breeze pass through the palm trees, "ding dong", another guest, you get up without hesitation in anticipation of finding out which lively character has arrived only to discover Marcus brought along his statist leftist girlfriend. What would be the correct response to this situation?

>>21
No problem. Nervous and stressed out people come to me all the time, and then I just let them relax in one of my guest hammocks, and introduce them to some of natures finest medicine while we work through all the issues. Leftist, rightist, it makes no difference. It is all control issues, man. They have been through some rough times, where other stressed out people have shown them disrespect, and this has upset them so much that they are seeing "bad people" everywhere, and want to stop them or put them in prison or do other nasty things to them. They are all riled up, and they think that they know what's good for all the people in the world. It's crazy talk, man. They'd just end up hurting people. They don't realize that there is only one cure for their worries: Relaxation. Hammocks can solve all the worlds problem. If they had hammocks in the UN, they wouldn't try to govern other people all the time. They'd just be floating about, smoking the herb, and thinking positive thoughts, like sharing some of it with the cops.