Ideologies suck

What are ideologies good for?
They're just made up reasons to make you mad.
They're just excuses for weakness.
If you can't relax, have some weed. It's good for you. It's medicine for your upset and troubled mind.
If you have enough weed, you don't need no ideologies to feel good about yourself.

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The mind is very much like this backyard of yours, you have your backyard and it's grass, palmtrees, hammock, radio and happiness, so I'm sure you understand the pressing need to keep states, monarchs, generalissimos, hullaballoo, slaves and liberals out of your backyard which may involve interacting with them at one point. In the same way it is possible for a mind to be pragmatic, objective, logical, rational and reasonable yet safely analyze ideology, subjective emotions, logical fallacies, irrational assertions and unreasonable people, to recognize their limitations yet also to understand how they can be manipulated within these limitations.

For instance you decide to host the outdoor summer soiree in your backyard, your wife's macadamia nut crusted spit roast is being served fresh off the BBQ, everyone is dining, sipping wine and chattering while the kids are playing happily, you savor the moment listening to the warm breeze pass through the palm trees, "ding dong", another guest, you get up without hesitation in anticipation of finding out which lively character has arrived only to discover Marcus brought along his statist leftist girlfriend. What would be the correct response to this situation?