I am your ass.

I shit for irresponsible toilet paper.
I shit for coercive and forced diarrhea.
I shit for bad smells.
I shit for dickheads overseas.
I shit for Monty Python's theme at the very end.
I shit for shitty police.
I shit for prison camps.
I shit for public speakers.
I shit for the sake of shitting.


I am your ass.

MY FUCK GOD I AM OFFENDED!!!