“Excuse me, Mr. Nick!” It was Pearl Fey. She looked very small behind the tall oak defendant’s stand.Phoenix heard Franziska von Karma, the prosecutor, babbling something about her perfection, and decided that he could spare his attention. “What is it, Pearls?” He whispered out of the corner of his mouth. The girl stared up at him with her large brown eyes. Her silky brown hair was braided into two circles behind her head that bounced up and down when she was surprised or excited. And to top it off she wore the standard light purple channeler’s robe with a pink sash, only in miniature. “Mr. Nick, I have to go potty, bad!” “I’m sorry, Pearls, but you’ll have to hold it a little longer. The judge doesn’t look ready to call a recess yet.” “Oh…” “Don’t worry, we’ll get you to a bathroom. Just hang in there, okay?” “Okay!” said Pearl, breaking into a grin. Phoenix couldn’t help but smile back. He didn’t like kids, but Pearl never caused any trouble. “Mr. Wright! I would advise you to pay attention to your own client’s trial!” “Y-yes, your honor!” Phoenix stammered. The judge continued. “Ms. Von Karma was just about to call the next witness to the stand…” It was Lotta Hart, the nosy photographer who almost always managed to show up in time to witness the crime scene. They began the cross examination. Phoenix listened carefully to the entire testimony, and Pearl waited patiently. He kept reviewing all the evidence, looking frantically for contradictions, but the story seemed airtight. He could tell the judge was getting impatient, and his window of opportunity was closing. This looked like it could be the end… “Need some help?” A familiar voice came from right next to him, and Phoenix glanced over in astonishment. “Pearls? What…” His heart almost stopped. There stood Mia Fey, his dead mentor. He’d always had something of a crush on her, and now she looked more beautiful than ever before. Now, her hair was brown, and braided up in the back just like Pearl’s. He realized that the young spirit medium must be channeling Mia. “Hmmm…these clothes are a little small though.” Phoenix blushed as he realized just how short the eight-year-old’s skirt was on the fully grown Mia. It barely covered her crotch! And now Mia, who had always had a large bust, was quite literally almost popping out of the minuscule channeling robes. She must have noticed Phoenix staring. “Get it together, Phoenix! You’ve got a case to win!” He nodded and turned back to the witness stand. Mia continued. “Now, start trying to press the witness for-urk!” She suddenly felt an intense pressure in her abdomen. That little girl was working on quite a load! “Are you okay, Mia?” “Y-yeah…I’m fine…” she reassured him, although she was beginning to sweat. I’m not sure how much longer I can hold it. “Ms. Hart, isn’t it true you took more than one photo of the crime scene?” “Well, yeah! You reckon I’d let a story this big go by with just one pitcher to show for it?” “Would you mind presenting those additional pictures to the court?” “The prosecution has deemed the additional photograph to be irrelevant.” Phoenix pointed in his trademark gesture. “I think that’s for the people of this court to decide!” “I’m sorry, Ms. Von Karma, but I must agree with the defense on this – YOW!” Franziska cracked her whip viciously at the old man. “Very well! If you wish to waste this court’s time, I will present the other photo.” “Hmmm… what could this mean…?” Phoenix pored over the newly submitted picture for any discrepancies. “T-there, a contradiction! Think about the evidence you have and compare it to the picture you just got!” counseled Mia in a rather strained tone of voice. At that very moment she was forcing back an intense urge to use the bathroom by any means necessary. I’ve got to focus on the trial…she chided herself. But she could feel her concentration slipping. As her protégé raised an objection, she gripped the defendant’s stand with white knuckles. She shifted nervously in her uncomfortably tight clothing. She couldn’t really blame Phoenix for staring, after all, she was sporting some truly eye popping cleavage. “Are you really alright, chief? You don’t look so good.” Phoenix asked. He seemed genuinely concerned, as Mia’s face had blanched and she was now sweating noticeably. The air around her was beginning to waver and bend almost imperceptibly. “Don’t worry about me, you need to think of the client!” Ugh...this is the worst I’ve ever had to go in my whole life. I can feel my connection to Pearl waning… Mia quickly began to understand the bottom line: if she didn’t find relief soon, she would go back to the spirit world and leave Phoenix on his own. As the fight between Phoenix and Franziska dragged on, Mia’s eyes widened in desperation. An airy fart squeezed itself out of her, and the very tip of a hard turd emerged from between her cheeks. She needed a toilet, now. Her lips parted as an almost inaudible moan escaped them. She clutched her backside tightly and hopped up and down to distract herself. She stopped and doubled over as she farted again, louder. The sheer volume of feces inside her astounded Mia. She fought hard to hold it in, but it was a losing battle. The whole room started to narrow to tunnel vision, and the sound of Phoenix and Franziska arguing at the top of their lungs faded to a dull roar. This is it…she thought. It’s now or never. She relaxed her sphincter, and a large volume of gas escaped her. “Ohhh…” She ceased to perceive anything else in the room, except the blissful release she was feeling. She gave her body a push to help things along, and just like that she was defecating. Her eyes were closed, and beneath her slightly upturned nose her mouth was formed into an ‘O’ of pure bliss. The enormous turd that had been bothering her slid smoothly out of her rectum and rested against her panties for a moment, before another push from Mia caused them to bulge out easily with a soft crackle. The poop kept coming and began to pile into a mound. Even though everyone in the courtroom was watching Mia awkwardly, all she could feel was the warm, gooey sensation on her behind. If I had known how much pleasure you get from soiling yourself, I would have done this while I was alive! When that piece was finished, she could feel more lining up for exit. This one was wider, so she spread her legs and bent over the stand, revealing more cleavage. Her brow furrowed and she bit her lower lip out of exertion. Oh, my, this one is huge! What on earth did that little girl eat? She was so lost in concentration that Mia’s bladder released, causing a fountain of urine to cascade from between her legs. A puddle formed underneath her, splashing onto the floor. As she strained, Mia released a big fart into Pearl’s loaded panties. “Nnnnngh!” With the noise she was making, everyone in the courtroom was looking at her. “What’s going on?” “Mommy, is the lady going poo-poo?” If there was any doubt before, it was now clear that Mia was going poo-poo, as she began to push in earnest on the big lump of excrement inside her. Mia’s anus began to widen further and further, and gradually, her bowel movement began to slide out with a soft, crackling. “Nnnh…nnh…oh!” Her sphincter was stretched to its limit.Finally, the widest part passed through and began to slide easily into her heavy panties. “Ahhhhhhh…” Mia as the football shaped BM smushed at last into Pearl’s undies, which were adorned with bumblebees and flowers. The panties sagged considerably beneath her short skirt, revealing the crack of her bum, which was smeared brown. Mia stood up. Every man, woman and child in the court room was staring at her open mouthed after witnessing her display. Mia barely noticed. That was the thing about being a spirit, she thought. You don’t have to worry about the opinions of others. After a moment of silence, Mia cleared her throat. “If the court is ready, may we continue with the…oh! Ungh…mmmph…” She closed one of her eyes and grimaced. She pushed on her tummy with a slender hand and finally voided the last of her bowels. A thin log slithered out of her and rested on top of the enormous pile in her panties. “Hang on…there’s more…” After an audible fart she grunted again, releasing a mushy mass of hot slop that coated her production. She nodded. “Your honor…?” “Well, I must say that in all my years I have never seen someone take a case so seriously."
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Anonymous2011-08-10 0:51
atheists are minions of the jews.
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Anonymous2011-08-10 1:14
>>4
atheism and judaism are always lumped together for absolutely no coherent reason. As an atheist I'm anti-israel and many of the atheists I have met form similar opinions considering the fact that israel operates as a terrorist state.
>>5
It's because of the whole "Jews invented communism" meme that gets floated around via far-right forums and groups. Marxist-Lenninist theory dictates that one is to have an atheistic, scientific worldview. There is of course a difference between being an atheist because you're a rational, reasonable human being and being an atheist because you're a communist dipshit who doesn't give a fuck about anyone's liberties at all.
I also agree with you on Israel. They're human rights violators and their government is very right-wing (generally goes hand in hand).
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Anonymous2011-08-11 19:50
>>6
Marx, Lenin, and Trotsky were kikes. Stalin's secret police, the NKVD, was 80% kikes. The Rosenbergs? Kikes. Communism = kike meme created to enslave working-class White Christians.
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Anonymous2011-08-11 20:30
>>6
|It's because of the whole "Jews invented communism" meme that gets floated around via far-right forums and groups.
Clearly you missed that fact that anti-Jewish mentality is very popular with those who vote for the left. Which is very ironic in that American Jews don't seem to mind.
>>7 NKVD
As far as I know, only Genrikh Yagoda was the leader of the NKVD of Jewish ethnicity (and he ended up getting executed, apparently the Soviets didn't give a shit either way), and in the years since Glasnost, there's still plenty of data that's not out yet, so I don't know where you're getting these statistics from (and you're nutty enough to pull them out from your ass, so probably that).
>>8
I think you're confusing joking around for authentic anti-Jewish behavior. Democratic Party voters don't realize that they're actually voting for a right-wing party (just less right-wing than the GOP) and the only actual leftists are less than a handful in Congress (and third party people/voters). I have no particular problem with American Jews.
Sounds like you guys have never heard of François-Noël Babeuf, who was communist before the term was coined, and wasn't Jewish, so that obviously destroys your notion that "Jews invented communism".
Ah but Marx was Jewish, he could rightly be considered the father of Commnuism. I don't see how his being Jewish had anything to do with coming up with socialism btw, that's just good ol' fashioned racism. Communism, on paper, was a good idea, it's just a pity that it doesn't work in practise because people are inherently self motivated. Nothing we can do about that, just means we have to figure out a new way o treating everyone as fairly as possible, given what we know about the human condition. Communism, not it. Unbridled capitalism, not it.
Ah but Marx was Jewish, he could rightly be considered the father of Commnuism. I don't see how his being Jewish had anything to do with coming up with socialism btw, that's just good ol' fashioned racism. Communism, on paper, was a good idea, it's just a pity that it doesn't work in practise because people are inherently self motivated. Nothing we can do about that, just means we have to figure out a new way o treating everyone as fairly as possible, given what we know about the human condition. Communism, not it. Unbridled capitalism, not it.
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Anonymous2011-08-12 18:23
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>Democratic Party voters don't realize that they're actually voting for a right-wing party (just less right-wing than the GOP)
lol this is what liberals actually believe. Democrats are hard left communists and they were all soviet spies 20 years ago. The republicans are kosher "neocons", basically the same thing with different rhetoric.
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Ya, the fact that they were all jews is just coincidence mirite? The fact that jews constantly promote subversive anti-white ideologies like communism/socialism is just a strange coincidence.
And look when jews get their homeland, it's a right wing nationalist sort of place, it's almost as if the jews are deliberately promoting horrific policies for the gentiles and sane policies for themselves!
>Communism, on paper, was a good idea, it's just a pity that it doesn't work in practise because people are inherently self motivated.
Ah liberals and their delusions.
>>13 Not sure if trolling or brain-damaged lol this is what liberals actually believe.
No, it's fact. For a true leftist party in the United States, look at the Green Party (http://www.gp.org/) or something that's close to centrist, the Modern Whigs (http://www.modernwhig.org/). The fact that we suffer under a limited two-party system is exactly why our politics don't progress beyond classroom politics of a fifth grader. And the fact that people like you continue spewing the bullshit that you do re-confirms the ineptitude. Ya, the fact that they were all jews is just coincidence mirite?
François-Noël Babeuf was a French non-Jew who's ideas closely resemble communist/socialist thought long before both terms were coined, and long before Marx and Engels wrote The Communist Manifesto, not to mention Robert Owen who was a Welsh man who spouted pre-Marxist socialist thought on the inequalities of early 19th century UK. Right, obviously the Jews were behind it all. And look when jews get their homeland, it's a right wing nationalist sort of place
I don't like Israel's government as they're too right-wing, and the Lukid Party can go fuck itself. There are Israeli leftists that agree with me that their government is too right-wing and it needs to change. But I am neither Jewish or an Israeli citizen, so not much I can do beyond mere criticism.
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Anonymous2011-08-14 20:00
Secular Party seems to be a bit gay to me. I mean, half of it's ideas are about promoting the gay agenda.