No matter how much of a "society" you humans build in attempts to cover up your miserable secrets, you will always consist of both light and darkness. You tell yourselves to stay away from the night, but such vows mean nothing to a child of the night. You will fall into a trace and submit to the night just like everyone else.
You invent laws for "giving consent", and becry the concept of "rape", but this is claiming a part of you that belongs to the night, as your own. Despite your attempt at this political "theft", your body will always belong to the children of the night, whether your mind cares or not. It was never yours to begin with, and if you tie it up with integrity, these bonds will be torn asunder into insanity when the vampire calls.
Women: Surrender to the night. It is the only way.
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Anonymous2011-07-19 12:30
You can play a vampire in a new MMO I'm working on. Look for it in 2012.
>>41
At first I thought it was entirely a troll text, but no, that is actually a chapter part of the text "The Origins of the Dragon Lords of the Rings" by Prince Nicholas de Vere von Drakenberg. It's safe to say that I didn't understand any of it, and it actually resembles Darryl Ankas Bashar ramblings. I suspect that Darryl Anka and Nicholas de Vere might suffer from the same infliction: Delusions of grandeur. At the same time de Vere wants to swear people free from governments, so he can't be all mad.
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Anonymous2011-07-19 15:17
You can add your own content to the wiki. Feel free to demonstrate your own views on vampires.
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Anonymous2011-07-19 15:28
>>43
I don't think you quite understand the children of the night. We don't cast reflections in mirrors, nor do we stick to photographs. What makes you think I would stick to a description?
Okay. Why do you guys keep responding to this batshit insane topic?
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Anonymous2011-07-19 16:57
>>43
I don't think you quite understand the why I like children so much. We don't cast reflections in mirrors, nor do we stick to just sodomy. What makes you think I would stick to one child?
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Anonymous2011-07-19 20:52
>>45
Since when does politics have to be sane? If the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence, I can be a vampire (at least until there's evidence for me not being one).
You guys take the imaginary talks of /newpol/ way too seriously. You're not politicians, yet you PRETEND to be.
>>53
On the contrary: This thread is seriously adressing the folly of feminism and its view of the woman as belonging to herself instead of to the night. Woman has been bred for the nightly feast for aeons as prey for the vampire, and if she doesn't make peace with that and surrender to the night willingly, her life will be full of anguish and self-hate. In some cases they could face a whole LIFETIMES worth of insanity, so this is a serious matter. These women need to be guided back to the night before they ruin their lives further.
Of course, I could try a forum with actual feminists in it, but that would only get me banned.
>>56
I bet I could troll you guys even harder if I claimed to be sparkling in the sun. This started out as a somewhat serious thread, but you guys were so butthurt over it that I know I just had to continue.
Velcome back to another exciting episode of Vampire vs. Feminism, coming to you live, direct from Transylvania. I am your host Vald.
Ve have gotten quite a lot of fan mail to this show, from various young children of the night as vell as some former feminists vho has vatched the shov and since come to terms vith their birth roles as lifegivers for the vampire. Some of these also contain questions, and this evening I vill be reading one of these letters on this shov.
"Dear Vlad,
my name is Vlad,"
Vhat a coincidence - my name is Vlad as vell.
"I am a vampire - a child of the night - and I have been having some problems with the nightly feast. It seems that soetimes the vomen I feast upon does not appreciate their role as that of a life giver, and gets irritated vith me aftervards, complaining about it being painful. I make sure to stay avay from feminists, and it only occurs some nights. Vhat am I doing vrong?"
Vell, Vlad, as a child of the night, you must alvays pay attention to the cycles of the moon. A vampire is always at full strength during a full moon, and it is also during this particular phase that vomen also feel the most dravn to the vampire, and veak before them. This vould be the best time for a vampire to hunt. Likevise, you should avoid vomen altogether during a nev moon, vhere the moon has very little pover over them. After all, ve do not vant the vomen to grov annoyed and resentful tovards vampires. Ve already get enough of that from the men. I vish you good luck on your hunt, Vlad.
Vell, that vas all that ve had time for this evening, so this is Vlad, bidding you all a good eeevening and a good night.
Velcome back to another exciting episode of Vampire vs. Feminism, coming to you live, direct from Transylvania. I am your host Vlad.
Ve continue reading sent in fan questions this evening, vith a letter from a young vampire named Vlad. (Vhat a coincidence - that last letter vas from a vampire named Vlad as vell.)
"Dear Vlad,
my name is Vlad, and I am a vampire - a child of the night. As a young vampire, I vish to learn about hov much blood I am supposed to suck from my prey? Also, vhen do I gain the strength of ten men?"
Vell, Vlad, you are supposed to feed upon the voman until you feel satisfied. Usually a voman is built to vithstand a good amount of bloodloss, so unless you overfeed yourself, she vill usually be fine. Hovever, be avare that this is not alvays the case. Vomen vho does not eat enough vill have very little blood, and may require every drop of it, or they vill feel discomfort, may faint from exhaustion, or even die in extreme cases, vhich is something ve should vish to avoid.
It is hard to say exactly vhen you vill gain the strength of ten men. It is not an instantaneous thing. I suggest feeding on vomen every night and draving pover from the night itself, and maybe one day you vill be strong enough to possess the pover of ten men, just like Dracula, as vell as other vampiric povers.
Good luck on your hunt, Vlad.
Vell, that vas all that ve had time for this evening, so this is Vlad, bidding you all a good eeevening and a good night.