Libya - short version

King: I am negro king over all of Libya. Fuck you all!
Gaddafi: No, fuck YOU!
King: *dies*
Gaddafi: My fellow niggers, I've always been a big fan of direct democracy, so let's do this shit. Libya is now liberated!
Libyans: Nigger-nigger-nigger-nigger...
Gaddafi: Now you can all do negro shit amongst yourself without my involvement.
Libyans: Nigger-nigger-nigger-nigger...
Gaddafi: WTF??? Stop acting like niggers, for Gods sake!
Libyans: Nigger-nigger-nigger-nigger...
Gaddafi: Right. I see that I have to have SOME involvment in all of this.
Libyans: Fuck you-nigger-nigger-nigger...
Gaddafi: No, fuck YOU! *kills everyone.*
Libyans: WTF??? Did you just kill people for speaking their mind?
Gaddafi: Yes, what of it?
Libyans: Well, FUCK YOU! We want freedom of speech and other human rights.
Gaddafi: No! FUCK you! *has death squads adbuct and kill people.*
Libyans: We want another ruler! You're fucking nuts!
Gaddafi: No! I said FUCK you! *kills people.*
Libyans: You are committing crimes against humanity! If we ever get our hands on you, you're dead!
Gaddafi: Are you saying that you want to assassinate me, an icon of democracy and freedom? FUCK YOU!
Libyans: NO, fuck YOU! *revolts.*
NATO: NO, fuck YOU all! *invades.*
NATO: Hello, fellow subjects. You are now a liberated democracy.
Libyans: Nigger-nigger-nigger-nigger...
NATO: WTF? Stop acting like fucking niggers!
Libyans: FUCK you! Nigger-nigger-nigger-nigger...
NATO: No, fuck YOU! *kills people for fun and sport.*