Although the cro-magnon primate has shown remarkable adaptation skills to our society through mimicing our behavior, it lives a simple life. As we provide it with food and shelter, the male cro-magnon finds other things to obsess over. While we humans like to earn money to buy things, and found a monogamous relationship with a girl we are in love with, and have children, the cro-magnon ape hunts for "pussy" and collects shiny things (like bikes, rims and "bling") to impress "pussy". A female cro-magnon is more accurately called a "bitch", and characterized by a neck that sways from side to side when agitated. As honor or fidelity means nothing to a cro-magnon, the male earns a bitch's trust through "sweettalking her" with lies, until it gets willing pussy, or simply rapes it. (Like strength, rape is a sign of manhood and status for the cro-magnon, as it demonstrates that it can get pussy through strength.) Then it either leaves the bitch or keeps her around while it hunts for new pussy. It is not uncommon for a cro-magnon to have offspring with many bitches in its harem.
While a cro-magnon has shown signs of understanding ownership, it has no loyalty, and therefore doesn't care where it gets its "blings" from. It you find your bike missing one day, chances are that you have a cro-magnon in your neighborhood that wanted to impress a bitch.
Recent times we have wanted to "humanize" animals by making them wear clothes and silly hats. The cro-magnon is no exception. Although it simply behaves just like it's told to, it can wear clothes and mimic us humans remarkably well, even better than parrots can mimic speech. We have put cro-magnons in many sci-fi television shows, where we revere it as a kind of magical animal that is just like a human being, kind of like Robin Hood. However, although we can dream, cro-magnons doesn't have the genes necessary to be fully human, and doesn't understand things such as compassion or honor. It will always be just an animal.
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Anonymous2011-03-23 17:31
Is "Cro-Magnon" your creative and cute way of spelling "nigger?"
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Anonymous2011-03-26 19:39
Fun fact: Cro-Magnon were the first modern (i.e. post-Neanderthal) Europeans, i.e. the first whites.
So, interesting description of the white race, then.
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Anonymous2011-03-26 23:01
>>3
You don't read much, do you? It was established almost a year ago now, that Cro-Magnon were CONTEMPORARY to Neanderthals, just as they're still contemporary to Homo Sapiens today.
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Anonymous2011-03-27 5:19
>>4
Ok, let's try again, for the retards:
«Post-Neanderthal» as in «moved in, shoved the Neanderthals into oblivion, then took over the whole fkin continent, has been in charge ever since», most recently in the shape of...: (drumroll)
...us! TA-DAAAA!
Or, more to the point; «post-Neanderthal» as in «have been living there ever since the Neanderthals vanished». The fact that they (we) came there well before the Neanderthals died out, really changes nothing. Some 10,000 years of coexistence was followed by 35,000 years of nobody else to coexist with.
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Anonymous2011-03-27 5:59
>>5
So you're saying that the whole of humanity are still Cro-Magnons?
In reality only niggers are still Cro-Magnons. The rest of us have evolved into Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
...but you're a fail-troll: First you say that the Cro-Magnons "shoved the Neanderthals into oblivion" and then you deny the holocaust through saying that there was "some 10,000 years of coexistence".
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Anonymous2011-03-27 6:41
>>6
So, once again, for the even-dumber retards: FIRST (some sort of) coexistence for 10,000 years. Please note that not all co-existence is peaceful. Most likely, it just took the CroMagnon those ten millennia to push the Neanderthals out, cuckoo’s-nest-style («im in ur land, stealing ur f00d»), while out-breeding them &stuff. THEN the last of the Neanderthals vanish. THEN 35,000 years pass.
but you're a fail-troll
Projection, much?
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Anonymous2011-03-27 7:27
>>7
You're living in some sort of uneducated fantasy world there. Check out this thread, where the difference between a Cro-Magnon and a human being is explained in genetic detail: http://dis.4chan.org/read/newpol/1298711201/
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Anonymous2011-03-28 16:32
no way man, cro-magnons, or "kromags" as they call themselves, are totally a differenct species from homo spaiens, that acts like niggers, the professor would agree
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Anonymous2011-03-29 18:36
>>8
So, white trash spouting racist stereotypes with zero evidence. That's your idea of explaining?
Only really proves that there are some awfully dumb whites out there. Not exactly news, then.
>mfw people thing the cro-magnon is the same a as a homo sapien.
oh wait...text board
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Anonymous2011-03-30 1:46
>>12
Cro-magnon is the name given to the first Homo Sapiens found in Europe.
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Anonymous2011-03-30 6:29
>>13
So you're saying we're ALL Cro-Magnon then? We have by now identified several genes that differ between a nigger ape and a human being (and no, niggers doesn't come from Europe), but somehow you still believe "there's only one race - the HUMAN race"? How ignorant can you get?
No, I'm saying that Cro-Magnon is the name given to the first Homo Sapiens population which settled Europe.
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Anonymous2011-03-30 10:23
>>15
So?
That still doesn't make them more than a pre-historic race that lack higher intelligence. for that it took neanderthal genes, which was the first settles of Europe.
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Anonymous2011-03-30 11:40
>>11 The entire thread is filled with evidence
that there's a fuckton of dumb whites around.
There's a reason ppl talk about rednecks, hillbillies and white trash. Any real geniuses ever come from those places? World-altering inventions? Scientific breakthroughs?
Anything?
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Anonymous2011-03-30 11:51
>>17
What we have here, is a nigger in denial of white civilization. I'm glad you feel that way - that makes your trip back to Africa that much sweeter. I mean if you feel that there's nothing to see outside of Africa, because the white man hasn't ever built anything of note here, while the jungle must feel like home to you, you have all the reason to go back home.
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Anonymous2011-03-30 13:31
>>16
Amazing discovery you made there, chief. You'll win a Nobel Prize for sure.
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Anonymous2011-03-30 13:51
>>19
You like it? I pulled it out of my ass. It hurt but it was worth it!
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Anonymous2011-03-30 14:37
>>18
What we have here, is some white trash in denial of non-Yankee civilization. I'm glad you feel that way - that makes your trip back to the trailer park that much sweeter. I mean, if you feel that there's nothing to see outside the trailer park, because nobody ever built anything of note there, while the trailer park must feel like home to you, you have all the reason to go back home.
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Anonymous2011-03-30 17:35
>>21
We found new uses for the noose, branding iron and whip.
There must be some kind of magnetic force that keeps the inhabitants of the areas south of the Mason-Dixon line suffering from some sort of perpetual mental retardation. I think there should be university studies done on that (if there aren't any already).