Name: Anonymous 2011-03-22 6:05
Although the cro-magnon primate has shown remarkable adaptation skills to our society through mimicing our behavior, it lives a simple life. As we provide it with food and shelter, the male cro-magnon finds other things to obsess over. While we humans like to earn money to buy things, and found a monogamous relationship with a girl we are in love with, and have children, the cro-magnon ape hunts for "pussy" and collects shiny things (like bikes, rims and "bling") to impress "pussy". A female cro-magnon is more accurately called a "bitch", and characterized by a neck that sways from side to side when agitated. As honor or fidelity means nothing to a cro-magnon, the male earns a bitch's trust through "sweettalking her" with lies, until it gets willing pussy, or simply rapes it. (Like strength, rape is a sign of manhood and status for the cro-magnon, as it demonstrates that it can get pussy through strength.) Then it either leaves the bitch or keeps her around while it hunts for new pussy. It is not uncommon for a cro-magnon to have offspring with many bitches in its harem.
While a cro-magnon has shown signs of understanding ownership, it has no loyalty, and therefore doesn't care where it gets its "blings" from. It you find your bike missing one day, chances are that you have a cro-magnon in your neighborhood that wanted to impress a bitch.
Recent times we have wanted to "humanize" animals by making them wear clothes and silly hats. The cro-magnon is no exception. Although it simply behaves just like it's told to, it can wear clothes and mimic us humans remarkably well, even better than parrots can mimic speech. We have put cro-magnons in many sci-fi television shows, where we revere it as a kind of magical animal that is just like a human being, kind of like Robin Hood. However, although we can dream, cro-magnons doesn't have the genes necessary to be fully human, and doesn't understand things such as compassion or honor. It will always be just an animal.