Closet Conservative here.

Look. I'm against high taxes as much as the next guy. I like my health insurance. I'm a Christian. I vote Republican.

But you know what I'm NOT? A fucking Tea Bagger. It's because of them that I'm in the closet about being a conservative nowadays, because they embarrass the fuck out of me and make all conservatives look like batshit insane psedu-revolutionary jingoists.

The birther shit is crazy. No, I don't like Obama. Yes, I'm pissed he got elected. But I'm not retarded enough to suggest that he's not born in the United States, because the election committee, the SCOTUS, and Congress would have known if he wasn't a U.S. Citizen, and it would be the biggest conspiracy ever just to get a black guy in the White House. The fact that you people actually take this shit seriously and tout it in public only serves to make conservatives, including myself, look like paranoid fucktards.

What's worse is this "revolution" bullshit. Okay, we lost an election. I know, it sucks. But to go around saying you're going to shoot up the White House and Congress if you lose ANOTHER election? What the fuck is this, the 1800s? For one thing, what do you and your coon-huntin' rifle plan to do against tanks, helicopters, and drones? For another, do you really want to make us look THAT fucking insane? This is America, and it's the 21st century. A bunch of rednecks with Glocks aren't going to take down the U.S. Army.

And the Creationists, holy fuck. It's not bad enough to deny evolution despite all of the scientific evidence that supports it (which is about as dumb as denying the Holocaust), but then to demand we teach it in school? Yeah, I'm a Christian too. But come on.

TL;DR I'm a closet conservative because teabaggers are fucking insane and I don't want to be associated with them.

>>38
has never been to Detroit.

>>40
>3 years of coming up with new "scandals" about birth certificate
>Several hundred failed lawsuits in conservative-dominated courts, including the Supreme Court
>Dozens of failed state laws in red states asking obama for birth certificate before getting on ballot
>Several military lower-rungs destroying their careers and future job prospects for 15 mins of fame
>No action from the GOP/Tea Party/other people who would benefit from such a scandal happening
>Constant ridicule and refutations from conservative giants like Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, Mark Levin and Michelle Malkin


Why should anyone take your next new "discovery" seriously? The "omg layers" investigation is just as bad as the truthers who tried to call jpg artifacts cruise missiles/C4 charges/HAARP beams. Either get a GOP presidential candidate/high-tier GOP senator to talk about this for more than 5 seconds or get out.

>>42
Forget it bro.  You're talking about the people who fell for a forged document, and then claimed that the forger's photos of his kit was shooped.  They also seem to think that someone somehow knew 50 years ahead of time that his birth needed to be announced in the wrong place, even though his mother's nationality would mean he could have been born in the Kremlin and still been a US citizen.

>>42
If you believed in true American values you would never stop doing what was right no matter the opposition.

>Being a birther
>2011

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>44
>what was right
>bashing head against wall at the expense of your parties credibility

Win a case/get a important politician person to talk about it/pass a law or shutup.

>>44
Perhaps the birthers should start doing what is right, then.

>>47
Hunting Obamafags with spears?

>>48
>fantasies

This is the problem with birthers, they have an easy path (Gunwalker, Solyndra, etc) but they go and dump 90% of their efforts into hateposting on the internet/courtroom instead of doing anything politcally.

>>49
Sounds like the typical libfag.

>>50
>DADT repealed
>Healthcare law passed

While your where busy losing hundred of cases we where busy making "fantasy" reality.

Your fantasy was forcing the gay agenda on America and ruining healthcare? Thanks a lot.

Nigger, please...libfags discredited themselves as completely corrupt sellouts that turned everything they touched into shit.