Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 10:29
Look. I'm against high taxes as much as the next guy. I like my health insurance. I'm a Christian. I vote Republican.
But you know what I'm NOT? A fucking Tea Bagger. It's because of them that I'm in the closet about being a conservative nowadays, because they embarrass the fuck out of me and make all conservatives look like batshit insane psedu-revolutionary jingoists.
The birther shit is crazy. No, I don't like Obama. Yes, I'm pissed he got elected. But I'm not retarded enough to suggest that he's not born in the United States, because the election committee, the SCOTUS, and Congress would have known if he wasn't a U.S. Citizen, and it would be the biggest conspiracy ever just to get a black guy in the White House. The fact that you people actually take this shit seriously and tout it in public only serves to make conservatives, including myself, look like paranoid fucktards.
What's worse is this "revolution" bullshit. Okay, we lost an election. I know, it sucks. But to go around saying you're going to shoot up the White House and Congress if you lose ANOTHER election? What the fuck is this, the 1800s? For one thing, what do you and your coon-huntin' rifle plan to do against tanks, helicopters, and drones? For another, do you really want to make us look THAT fucking insane? This is America, and it's the 21st century. A bunch of rednecks with Glocks aren't going to take down the U.S. Army.
And the Creationists, holy fuck. It's not bad enough to deny evolution despite all of the scientific evidence that supports it (which is about as dumb as denying the Holocaust), but then to demand we teach it in school? Yeah, I'm a Christian too. But come on.
TL;DR I'm a closet conservative because teabaggers are fucking insane and I don't want to be associated with them.
But you know what I'm NOT? A fucking Tea Bagger. It's because of them that I'm in the closet about being a conservative nowadays, because they embarrass the fuck out of me and make all conservatives look like batshit insane psedu-revolutionary jingoists.
The birther shit is crazy. No, I don't like Obama. Yes, I'm pissed he got elected. But I'm not retarded enough to suggest that he's not born in the United States, because the election committee, the SCOTUS, and Congress would have known if he wasn't a U.S. Citizen, and it would be the biggest conspiracy ever just to get a black guy in the White House. The fact that you people actually take this shit seriously and tout it in public only serves to make conservatives, including myself, look like paranoid fucktards.
What's worse is this "revolution" bullshit. Okay, we lost an election. I know, it sucks. But to go around saying you're going to shoot up the White House and Congress if you lose ANOTHER election? What the fuck is this, the 1800s? For one thing, what do you and your coon-huntin' rifle plan to do against tanks, helicopters, and drones? For another, do you really want to make us look THAT fucking insane? This is America, and it's the 21st century. A bunch of rednecks with Glocks aren't going to take down the U.S. Army.
And the Creationists, holy fuck. It's not bad enough to deny evolution despite all of the scientific evidence that supports it (which is about as dumb as denying the Holocaust), but then to demand we teach it in school? Yeah, I'm a Christian too. But come on.
TL;DR I'm a closet conservative because teabaggers are fucking insane and I don't want to be associated with them.