You’re horny, but you’re in a real bad slump. Your ideal rape victim would be…
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Anonymous2011-01-03 22:59
a Southern belle who said we’d be better off “just being friends.”
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Anonymous2011-01-03 23:01
a bitchy bartender who wears nothing but handkerchiefs around her fat tits.
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Anonymous2011-01-03 23:02
The skinniest virgin I can catch.
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Anonymous2011-01-03 23:04
Rosie, an illegal immigrant from Ruby Tuesday's dishwashing staff.
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Anonymous2011-01-03 23:04
How would you scope out your potential prey?
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Anonymous2011-01-03 23:06
I’d ask her for her number, take her on a date, and get to know her through a series of intricate, non-threatening questions. Then I’d make friends with all of her friends, gain her trust, and eventually convince her to give me her MySpace password… only then will I truly know her ways.
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Anonymous2011-01-03 23:07
I’d break in to her house and jam a very small camera inside a teddy bear. But instead of taking notes, I’d probably end up jacking off.
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Anonymous2011-01-03 23:10
I’d cut a hole in the back of my bedroom and park my home in her driveway.
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Anonymous2011-01-03 23:11
How would you prepare?
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Anonymous2011-01-03 23:12
I’d take a nice long jog through the park.
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Anonymous2011-01-03 23:12
I’d take a nice long shit in the park’s public pool.
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Anonymous2011-01-03 23:14
I’d jack off to that teddy bear porn a few more times.
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Anonymous2011-01-04 1:15
Preferably a 10-14 year old living in outside of a rural town. Not in town for obvious reasons, and not too isolated because those houses generally know when people are there, and it'd be hard to escape. I'd leave my car a mile or so away and walk to the house around 2 am on a school night. Sneak in, duct tape her mouth and rape away. Using a condom, so they can't trace the semen. Then id probably kill her so she couldn't tell anyone and just leave her there for her parents to find. Oh yeah, and id take pictures with timestamps and some with postdated timestamps to post on /b/.
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Anonymous2011-01-04 8:54
>>14
What’s the first thing you’d buy before a long night of raping?
>>25
But she would probably be really ugly and well guarded.
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Anonymous2011-01-05 8:05
>>27
Still, she would be hard to get to. I understand that trying to rape undetected is part of the thrill, but this would be more effective:
Abduct a newborn. Remove her limbs, eyes and tongue. Rendering her infertile would be more, difficult but you wouldn't have to worry about that for 9 to 12 years and you could just use her offspring as future victims, anyway.
Pros:
-free raping at any time you want with little chance of being caught
Cons:
-you'd have to feed her. maybe you could just give her ensure her whole life, or some meat and potatoes puree. it would be all she knows, so it wouldn't be as bad for her as it sounds
-possible guilt
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Anonymous2011-01-06 17:05
66 trillion years ago, a mad black scientist created the moon.
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Anonymous2011-01-06 17:40
>>29
Haha, and some 70 years ago some Jews got pwned.
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Anonymous2011-01-06 22:31
Same nig also said Egyptians were Black and they had the power to fly and to move the blocks that made up the pyramids with their mind until Whitey took that power from them.