Name: Anonymous 2010-11-07 18:55
News Choice - 09/11/10
Fagtard: The New Threat?
First there was Cabbage Patch Kids. Then, Fruit Heads. Remember Tamagotchi? If dark memories of Christmas riots for the latest kiddie craze are coming back to haunt you, then be prepared to live the nightmare again.
Introducing Fagtard, the latest toy made by DoubleChinn. It is a doll that looks like any other. But this is a doll with a difference. You can also drizzle condiments all over the doll. Put it in the wash - and it's clean! Skeptics say that this doll brings nothing new to world of toys. Bernard Strassle, Director of Sales at toy barons Snazzleplay, described the latest toy as "a real fazzle", adding "We see these toys come and go every year. With previous years we've always known why the latest toy draws in the kids, but this time it's anybody's guess why children would want to pour sauce all over their best doll." Others found the concept thrilling, Laquisha D'Chardonnay, mother of 3 children said she would be "getting all that sauce all over that doll, my little angels will love this and me too".
So what do we think?
Fagtard: The New Threat?
First there was Cabbage Patch Kids. Then, Fruit Heads. Remember Tamagotchi? If dark memories of Christmas riots for the latest kiddie craze are coming back to haunt you, then be prepared to live the nightmare again.
Introducing Fagtard, the latest toy made by DoubleChinn. It is a doll that looks like any other. But this is a doll with a difference. You can also drizzle condiments all over the doll. Put it in the wash - and it's clean! Skeptics say that this doll brings nothing new to world of toys. Bernard Strassle, Director of Sales at toy barons Snazzleplay, described the latest toy as "a real fazzle", adding "We see these toys come and go every year. With previous years we've always known why the latest toy draws in the kids, but this time it's anybody's guess why children would want to pour sauce all over their best doll." Others found the concept thrilling, Laquisha D'Chardonnay, mother of 3 children said she would be "getting all that sauce all over that doll, my little angels will love this and me too".
So what do we think?