Name: Anonymous 2010-07-20 2:25
"Hey, isn't that blonde girl that's walking down the street Sweden?"
"Woah! Why is she completely naked?"
Hi, I'm Sweden, and today I'm naked. Sure, other countries have complained about the lack of taste in not covering up my naughty places, but why should I care? I don't have to if I don't want to, and sure, the baltic states has warned me about Russia being eager to rape young and desirable countries like me, and for a long time I feared him as well, but now I've got the NATO agreement to protect me wherever I go, so if he does something, I'll just scream real loud and the european countries will come running to to save me, tee-hee! Besides, I've always stayed out of trouble, so as not to provoke anyone, so I bet Russia, who's getting old and worn by now, will leave me alone.
Oh, hi, America. My, you look handsome as ever. I see you've gotten yourself a tan lately. So what have you been up to lately? Oh, you've been beating up the arabs for fun? Can I join in? Yeah, I know I'm supposed to stay out of trouble, but you know I feel safe whenever I'm around you.