Obama begs Republicans for Help

1) Please won’t you help us spend $2.5 trillion we don’t have?
2) Please won’t you join us in enraging the independent voters and your base?
3) Please won’t you believe that if I will agree with any of your policies, I can get Senator Reid and the Speaker to enact it?
4) Please help me take over the health care industry?
5) Please help me feel better about my repeated violations of my transparency campaign promises, hence, appearing on TV today?
6) Please help me out of this wheel-chair I’ve put myself in, after I broke my own back on health care reform?
7) Please help me appear as if I am listening to you and the American people?
8 ) Please help me force employers drop their employee health benefit and force workers into the government run health care system — er, exchange?
9) Please, please help me fund abortions with taxpayer dollars?
10) Please help me give illegal aliens health benefits, paid for by taxpaying citizens?
11) Please help me tax health insurance premiums, but not for my pals, the unions?
12) Please help me set up an "exchange" to control all aspects of every health insurance policy we will let an insurer sell?
13) Please help me cut Medicare by half a trillion dollars, and use it to fund the destruction of our health care system?
14) Please help me force every American to buy health insurance — whether they can afford it or not?
15) Please help me pay for my government take over of health care by taxing the young and the married?
16) Please help me empower the Secretary of HHS to put restrictions on Health Savings Accounts?
17) Please help me create a health care database that tracks gun ownership?
18) Please help me put the government in charge of rationing care, so we can set up those "Granny Death Panels" I've been denying are in the bill?
19) Please help me feed the moral arrogance of Democrats by allowing me to lecture you and the American people on health care one more time?

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- You clearly don't know what a loaded question actually is. Read the wikipedia article and get back to us.

- Irrelevant, baseless insult. Attack the arguments, not the speaker.

- Honing in on irrelevant details and rehashing the same exact point that had been completely debunked.

- More irrelevant and baseless insults.

- Perhaps you should have read that article. It would have explained it to you. Or you could do five minutes of research and find out there's really only about a dozen insurers in the US outside of UHG and WP, and they are completely unable to compete due to the monopolies in place.

- 1. And nothing would be stopping you from switching, idiot. The bill makes it EASIER to switch and it makes the insurance companies more responsible, so they can't suddenly decide to drop you at will.
2. Wow. I dare you to make a broader claim with less evidence. I don't think you can.
3. Your rant about the DMV is fucking retarded. If your local DMV is really that bad, chances are it's your own fault for cutting taxes and budgets to the point where the DMV had to hire someone for less than minimum wage, subsidized with special needs placement programs. Shoneequa is YOUR fault.

- More senseless insults and a straw man.

- More ranting about shit that was already debunked.

- More irrelevant insults.

Yawn indeed.